it took 3 weeks but we finally have some worthwhile odyssey discourse on this app
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈@jakesalza.bsky.social · 11h agoSo did Christopher Nolan choose an actor with a big juicy ass on purpose to play that one corpse? Or did he choose some random extra and it was just a coincidence that he was thiccums?
As long as Achilles says “we thought you was a toad!” I don’t care about the odyssey
Why would progressives make a bid to MAGA, maybe MAGA should consider pulling their empty head out of their racist ass and making bids the other way instead
Virginia Heffernan@virginiaheffernan.bsky.social · 3w agoFor all who have been waiting for progressives to make a meaningful bid to MAGA, Humans First is where former MAGA is making a meaningful bid to the rest of us. I wrote about this astounding development here: newrepublic.com/article/2126...
anton chigurh: heads or tails. you must chose. me: is that a Prince Valiant cut? anton: yeah it used to have more volume me: you want to use something light on it, no silicone-heavy washes and of course... both of us (laughing): blow dry from the roots! me: alright heads anton: it's tails
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
✨hauntedtoasters✨@hauntedtoasters.bsky.social · 4w agoI am tech support to the bone and do not like to mystify computer stuff but I genuinely believe in my heart of hearts that printers have demons in them. There is literally no other explanation.
I'm sure this is fine™
Ian James@ianjames.bsky.social · last mo.In the Rocky Mountains, spring-fed streams and ponds have vanished, leaving patches of cracked mud. This year has been so extremely warm and arid that the mountains have remained largely snowless. The source of the Colorado River is drying up. @rgauth999.bsky.social www.latimes.com/environment/...
saw a self-described cishet man call himself “neuroqueer” because he has a skincare regimen
remember when the loading screen on this app was a pixelated image of clouds
"It's only then you realize while you're talking about organizing and committees, the extermination has already begun."
i did not endure years of the unfunniest people parroting charlie the unicorn for people to now be saying this
2000s@popculture2000s.bsky.social · 4mo agothe 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. we were pirating music on limewire for our mp3s, jailbreaking iphones, and coding our myspace profiles
lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:
does will stancil know the shooter was one of his reply guys
“Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.” ~ John Waters
Furries will literally assist in pushing the boundaries of space exploration and be like “Soooooo, I did thing. 👉🏻👈🏻”
Laminar Fox@laminarfox.bsky.social · 4mo agoI HELPED MAKE A THING AGAIN! Say hello to Core Stage 3 for Artemis III!! #Artemis #nasa
went to urgent care because I was up all night coughing up blood and had a temperature of 103 and the doctor says “try drinking some tea with honey in it.” I gotta get out of portland
