"If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. Death with dignity is surely a better fate for the genre than fascist capitulation." Zero stars for this piece of shit movie. My review of ONE NIGHT ONLY for @ebertvoices.bsky.social

One Night Only review: Pull out from this sex-negative rom-com

If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die.

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For some inexplicable reason they showed the trailer for this movie (which includes this scene) before my screening of The Odyssey yesterday & it was the very last trailer before the movie began I straight up though it was an add at first because it opens with a shot of clearly labeled Miller Light

Peter Labuza@labuzamovies.com · 2w ago

Do people just not write dialogue anymore? This entire scene feels like did a first draft with a bunch of "[insert joke line here]".

They walked so whoever these new people are could run

Peter Labuza@labuzamovies.com · 2w ago

Do people just not write dialogue anymore? This entire scene feels like did a first draft with a bunch of "[insert joke line here]".

starting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”

bleak as hell with ian miles cheong is the only voice of reason there & it’s nowhere near a full moon

right wing vibecession discourse is so much funnier because instead of just one stupid guy getting increasingly neurotic it's like 1000 even stupider guys who started out more sociopathic than john gacy

good morning! hatsune mike

helios ☀️@murkyuri.bsky.social · 5mo ago

hatsune mike is coming soon

I wrote a note in my phone at 4:27AM last night that just says “knee pillow” what did I mean by this lmao

30 million of AIPAC money and she still couldn't win ☺

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 15h ago

Goodnight

The ghost of my dead plant watching me go to Lowe's gardening section

i miss when the internet was too hard for dumb people

one day I will quit the internet but it is not now or anytime in the foreseeable future

if you’re in line to stay in line, STAY IN LINE

tapping the "gwen didn't deserve any of this shit" sign for the eleven-millionth time

Legitimately laughing maniacally about this This is so fucking funny

Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · 17h ago

There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this

There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this

🌼 La flore et la pomone francaises Paris: Chez l'auteur, rue Furstemberg, 1828-1833. [Source]

One of my favorite things on here I think is watching @shadowbanner.bsky.social labels get applied to accounts in real time while reading through a thread where someone is being an annoying sea lion It’s so good

Oh my god

Haley Stevens@haleyformi.bsky.social · yesterday

I just voted! Now it’s your turn. There’s too much at stake in this election to stay home. Make sure your voice is heard. Polls are open until 8 pm local time.

Saw The Odyssey today for my birthday and honestly it was a banger Didn’t feel like it was long at all & I was hooked the whole time I will say though, people aren’t lying when they say it’s loud I think the bit with Polyphemus, the Cyclops, was probably the loudest for sure

thinking about that funny cat , guard field

University of Michigan voters have a 100% El-Sayed precinct right now.

Gdi I forgot to run the dishwasher

based on my posts. can someone help me find them? i'm getting dizzy. i need to do more. if you like my vest? It's wired to explode if I learn anything

#birdbot