I haven't paid federal taxes all year cuz fuck those guys.

I got a new purse. It only has a single compartment that everything goes into. I think I’ve solved every problem in my life. 

body autonomy

New guy is a looker for sure and smells completely different than the yellows. First bloom in years. 10/10

You ever stare at your dog like I can't believe this is free. He could easily charge for this

Just straight up Bugs Bunnyied a carrot. Ate it with a little green on the end. Crunched it with the side of my mouth. Docs were asked what’s up.

a tray of lasagna can be an apéritif nothing matters anymore

Well now I'm invested.

Norm@chingerhook.bsky.social · 19h ago

i see on my camera that there's a package on my porch but i don't feel like getting up and i don't remember ordering anything and now i'm wondering if it's a bomb which would be exciting but i still don't wanna get up

Not to brag, but sometimes, if I start a movie before 5 PM, I can stay awake for the whole thing.

Stop. You had me at “Let’s leave before it gets crowded.”

I was born a baby, but eventually that changed

Climbing in the trees

I have said, “why did I not know this until my 50s”, a disturbing amount of times like it is scary guys

Today's sauce demands a robust nood

Just like tom hanks said in the movie classic Casablanca, "frankly my dear, I'll be back."

The curfuffle at the hummingbird feeders has concluded. But boy, that was a bit dicey for a moment there.

Pig watching his favorite show

Early mandalas mama made.

the magic way

Steve Winwood’s solo career did not prepare me for any of this

omg so cute ❣️

The President of the United States is a liar.

I haven’t worn an underwire bra since early Covid. I’m never giving up the semi-floppy lifestyle

Insane that I alone am the protagonist here on planet Earth. What are the odds?

The president of the United States is a rapist.

Women should be all, "I've BIRTHED actual PEOPLE. You can please just STFU."

Today we shall blast Nickelback not because we love Nickelback, but Nickelback reminds us we are only two degrees of separation from living in a van down by the river.

Nickelback - Photograph Music Video Clip

Alt: Nickelback - Photograph Music Video Clip

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I’ll reply to you in my head tyvm

Smells like paradise, sounds like the 405