Betsy Wetsy
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getting hornswoggled is not nearly as fun as it sounds
If you're far from the sea, a phone-throwing pond will do in a pinch.
Do they know we only post on here because we don't like people? If we liked people we'd go out and meet some, ffs.
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Every day brings me closer to being that old guy who goes shirtless from May – September. The lack of self-awareness coupled with not giving a single fuck must be sublime
I love ending incredibly aggressive emails with "Yours in Christ."
I’ve heard to turn the other cheek, but I believe it likely a mistranslation.
By the time you finish reading this post, you'll wonder what Devo's Whip It would sound like covered by Bryan Adams.
Moseyed through far too few saloon batwing doors than I expected as a kid.
i'm not positive or inspirational. i'm just a stack of pretty pictures in a trench coat.
This day in history. 1981. Ronald Reagan fired all the air traffic controllers but you can't blame him for destroying the American middle class because his wife's astrologer made him do it.
Do you ever stop to pick up pretty rocks or has your transformation into a full-blown asshole complete?
"Let me collect my thoughts" I say as I walk out the door, never to be heard from again.
cops will (rightfully) ticket you for throwing your McDonald’s bags out the car window, but there’s just shit in space slamming into the moon.
On Wednesdays we wear our bestest smiles, just for you.
Cocoons laid on the back of a doomed tomato hornworm. The hatched larvae will eat the caterpillar from the inside out, preventing it from eating your tomatoes. Hellyeah, organic gardening. How YOU doin
Threw my back out reaching for the cereal. Just let me die already.
Waiting for the heart to get up again to finish breaking
Them: What’s wrong? Me: How did they do the Jamiroquai Video man? I still don’t get it .
don’t invite me to your sleepover unless the other invitees are all cats