He’s really become the big, dumb oaf he always looked like.
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Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
my teenage kids declining my offer to hang out with me again
You can tell a lot about a person by the way they dispose of a body.
put off laundry for so long I had to wear my thriller jacket to this leadership conference
Okay, I admit Ozempic has made me lose my taste for human flesh.
Gotta get up early if you wanna lay in front of traffic before that morning rush hour.
Choosing something to watch is almost as traumatizing as deciding what’s for dinner.
when it comes to marriage, I find the catch and release method the most humane
A threesome? Too much going on at once. I can’t even back out of the driveway while the radio’s on.
It appears that Trump has found his new Hope Hicks…
Not to brag, but sometimes, if I start a movie before 5 PM, I can stay awake for the whole thing.
Republican Senators are voting to confirm Trump’s lawyer to be AG when it just came out that Capital One shut down Trump’s accounts under suspicion of money laundering and Trump wants exemption from being investigated for tax fraud. THESE PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS.
“When I lie to two friends, and you lie to two friends, and so on, and so on…”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayDr Oz: "This is corruption on the underlying system ... when everyone is doing it, that's a real pathology. Bc if you're not part of the corrupt system, you're a fool. When I'm lying to you & you know I'm lying & I know that you know that I'm lying, & on & on & on, that's how countries collapse."
The Democrats' midterm ad practically writes itself.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
*sitting around campfire with Gen Z’s* Me: (flashlight held under my chin) And we typed… with our FINGERS instead of our thumbs! Kids: (audible gasping, one kid vomits)
Schiff: "He waited until he became president. Why did he wait to bring this $10b lawsuit? He waited so he would have the power of the presidency to leverage the IRS and DOJ to make him more money!"
