Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Your last, best hope for peace. | The judge said “five to ten” but I said “Double that again, I’m not working for the clampdown.”
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
Hey man, do you want to elaborate on that “dirty” part a little bit or nah? I’d just like to hear more about your line of thinking here.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d agoJD Vance: "We were tired of being called racists for noticing that our country was becoming dirtier and poorer"
This is literally what welfare was for before the republicans killed it!
whet moser@whetmoser.com · 2w ago“The move could end up redirecting money away from working parents and their child care providers, causing some to raise their rates or even close, critics said, potentially worsening what many experts say is a child care crisis in the country.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/05/u...
Really don’t have many opinions about this except that “Stick Season 2” sounds like the name of a Future mixtape from 2016.
Stereogum@stereogum.com · 2w agoSuddenly omnipresent hitmaker and extremely funny character Stella Lefty has been accused of copying a third hit song
the most dudes rock thing i have seen i a minute. also yes this is what my algo serves me
404 Media@404media.co · 2w agoSimon Weckert designed digital camouflage as a response to the proliferation of AI-powered surveillance cameras that detect people, vehicles, animals, bicycles, and other objects in their field of view. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports. Read now: www.404media.co/this-digital...
I guffawed at this @warondumb.bsky.social lede: “There are roughly 5 million people who live in Alabama, and for the sake of argument, let’s assume Tommy Tuberville is one of them.”
Whitmire: Think Tommy Tuberville is qualified? Let’s debate.
Data center surprise showed Alabamians don't know enough about Tuberville.
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also tho: why exactly is the goal to own and upset the canadians? conservatives act like fucking children
Spreadsheet enjoyer 🇨🇦🇪🇺@bluser12.bsky.social · 3w agoLmfaoooo
The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.
As a bike commuter I‘ve had one major crash it was completely my own fault. Hearing your helmet scrape along the pavement is a pretty good motivator to always wear one. Weird take, ought to delete this.
Streetsblog NYC@nyc.streetsblog.org · 3w agoMayor Mamdani's focus on a helmet paints deadly crashes as the failure of vulnerable road users to protect themselves, rather than as the failure of government to stop completely avoidable carnage. buff.ly/0HIM3RQ
boomer posting comes for us all eventually. talk your loved ones about putting a plan in place to take away your phone after a certain age.
sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
Ready for a Raffi/Jello Biafra radlib split seven inch.
mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social · 4w agoyou know times are dark out there when the guy who wrote "Baby Beluga" is posting stuff like this.
Do y’all think he’s even reading the letters? Funniest outcome here is he’s never even seen them.
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish