there is a 226 year old man somewhere in vermont at this very moment
Oli
@olid.bsky.social
A harrowing allegory for man’s apocalyptic search for meaning.
pitching something some of you may be very excited about
Someone asks me if I’ve seen or read The Odyssey. I shake my head and tut-tut softly, explaining I don’t care for superhero stories or their sequels.
Instead of poisoning the ants, I let them discover that there's nothing for them here. They ate their fill, and over time a small sect came to realize that craving cannot be satiated. They now trail in and skillfully criticize my understanding of the Dharma. I place crumbs in their tiny wooden bowls
Shots on goal by Cabo Verde against Spain: 1 Shots on goal by Argentina against Spain: 0 Cabo Verde world champs. 🇨🇻
The FIFA Holden Boot award, given to the player whose personality most closely matches that of Holden Caulfield during the tournament.
When someone sends you the document but you don’t have their font installed.
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
🎥 Lamine Yamal, sobre las palabras racistas de Mariano Rajoy: "Si el fútbol sirve para algo es para integrar"
So far only one football superpower that Spain could not defeat at this world cup- Cabo Verde
I think most national anthems are fine but we should have a quadrennial refresh. If countries just want to reuse their Eurovision entry, that’s fine by me. Let’s mix it up.
Going to Sotheby’s on Wednesday and bidding on the Vernier Rocket Engine from NASA’s Surveyor program, putting it in my kitchen, and telling visitors that this is an exceedingly rare espresso machine that roasts something called Lunar Beans.
The enemy of my enemy is probably still my enemy, a lot of people don’t like me.
Hotels with barn door bathrooms, why stop there? Why not just put the toilet in the center of the room while two clowns do cartwheels around it? Add a spotlight! Get your staff to bang on the windows while screaming “Il mostro è libero nel castello!” Lean the fuck in!!!
Making the World Cup watch party at my house a stadium-authentic experience by covering all logos of non-sponsor companies with little pieces of tape.
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
incredible how messi goals never require us going back 100 yards for 20 min and cross examining everyone in a 5 mile radius in order to be allowed
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
haaland’s what happens when you run golden retriever software on northwestern timberwolf hardware. potent.
Kinda fucked up they let Norway field a space marine on their team imho
If any American wants me to respect your soccer/futbol, let me say this: the way to do it is for Balogun to score and then mime showing a card.
El comentarista _argentino_ de ESPN, diciendo que Argentina no merece ir ganando el partido. Junten agua.
CABO VERDE, THE ONLY TEAM IN FIFA WORLD CUP HISTORY TO BE UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION
