Jar Jar: Meesa no knowing what dat is mister Jedi Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite
Onassi
@onassi.bsky.social
i like bad videogames and worse football teams
"I'm having fun thoroughly exploring the various mechanics" AS A REVIEW OF A VIDEO GAME: ✔️ AS A REVIEW OF A LOCAL GARAGE: ❌
liberals hate socialists more than they hate child pornographers
it's Candy Love@candylovely.bsky.social · 4d agoThis Seattle mayor is a train wreck:
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
I am sorry to report that Harry Potter (age 46) has been drowned in the bathtub by his divorced mother and the events of "the Wizarding World" were his dying fantasia.
knowing ahead of time that Reacher is about a really large man who appears to have grown his muscles exclusively for the purposes of respecting women did not even slightly prepare me for how large he is or how much he respects women
I’ve got to say I’ve had the main bloodless quant guy blocked and his name muted for months and the experience is totally different on here since then. Just clicked a muted word thread and it felt like looking in on a cult meeting, lesser version of looking at the everything app at this point.
kinda wild being on this app where people are talking about a huge variety of things and then going on hellsite which is a nonstop churn of fascist propaganda and disinformation.
There's going to be a centrist Uncommitted but specifically just because Abdul is Arab lol
I’ve had a couple of days to sit on disclosure day now and I feel like I’m firmly within my rights to ask what the fuck was Spielberg thinking
LLM chatboxes branded as “AI” are also not curing cancer! They haven’t, they won’t, and they can’t! The premise is wrong!
Hillary Monahan@hillarymonahan.bsky.social · last wk.Nobody wants predictive data models to stop working for the people in medicine. Or translating ancient Pompeii texts. Or the other ways we were already using it. We want it to stop replacing workers, killing the environment, and stealing from artists. Hope that clarifies.
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
6bg@6bghateaccount.bsky.social · 2w ago
She really is a generational talent. Absolutely nailing the character of "Mets fan"
For those of you too young to remember the second Bush administration, “coastal elites” just means Jews queer people and immigrants. It’s really never been deployed in a way where it can mean anything else.
He sees her as a traitor to the West because she asked him about the people he killed with his USAID cuts. He sees killing Africans as supporting the West because he’s a white supremacist.
Quinn Slobodian@quinnslobodian.com · 2w agoWow "traitor to the west," strong words, Elon, who are we talking about here... ah the editor-in-chief of The Economist
they'll accuse a man of being antisemitic for the act of being muslim and then drop "coastal elites" on you
Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
I'll go one step further than Omar. Has anyone in Democratic Party leadership ever, even once, publicly reprimanded someone in their own caucus for not "listening to Arab/Muslim constituents"? Has Gottheimer ever been reprimanded? Fetterman? Did anyone ever say Cuomo needed to address Arab concerns?
All the chart guys who were mad at haus the other day said this guy does better cartoons than her lol
Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 2w ago"socialism is when take people's food"
BTW people keep telling me there isn't an anti-Arab problem and uh
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 2w agoGreat stuff
the democratic primary process: 12 polisci freaks all write a poem called "ode to hitler" and jim clyburn chooses which one most makes him best imagine a poor child being starved to death
VoteHub@votehub.com · 2w agoNEWS — The DNC Rules and Bylaws committee chooses South Carolina as the South’s state to go early in the 2028 primary calendar, over GA, NC, TN, and VA.
the fun thing about talking about silo to my friends who mostly don't watch silo is figuring out how many times i can work in mentioning GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra before they beat me to death
I'm not saying she's necessarily the stupidest person of all time, but she's definitely the person with the biggest ever gap between how clever they think they are, and how stupid they actually are.
If you see two people arguing about politics and one has a John Brown avi and one has a Shadow the Hedgehog avi you can be absolutely 100% sure the John Brown avi is more centrist and that seems strange
some of you really show your whole ass when you claim it's "annoying" when a disagreeable matt breunig-lookin ass thumblike homonculus waves various inapposite charts and graphs around in bad faith defense of the US status quo. sorry you hate science
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