Kat Beaufort

@onbearfeet.bsky.social

Writer, teacher, weirdo. Queer as hell. Chaotic good. May or may not have an army of ninja bears at my back. Aware of the fascism, but trying to post things worth fighting for. She/her. patreon.com/user?u=34623230

Hey guys, Perez Hilton performed self-harm and may have attempted a suicide on TikTok and screenshots are flying around, so if you are sensitive, go put "Perez Hilton" in your mutes right now.

I'm currently eating a homenade bowl of cilanto-lime rice, seasoned black beans, roasted corn salad, pico de gallo, queso quesadilla, pan-seared marinated shrimp, and avocado. Most of those things weren't on the typical American menu when I was a kid. Now most of it's at Chipotle.

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 15h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

dorian

@doriantaylor.com

air travel is one of those experiences that has gotten monotonically worse over my entire lifetime

question though: has *anything* in the last 40+ years genuinely gotten *better*?

like, there's *more* stuff, sure, but is any of it *better*?

2:58 PM Aug 4, 2026

If you have any history of abuse, do not watch the video of that representative being interviewed. I shouldn’t have and I am still amped up hours later. Those of you lucky enough not to speak abuser should, though. The guy is textbook.

I wore the Captain America costume T-shirt I normally reserved for protests. I told the nurse at the drive-thru site that it seemed like the right thing to wear to get shot up with science juice in order to help save the world. She said it was the best line she'd heard all day.

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12mo ago

I got a flu booster today and it made me reflect on the sense of national accomplishment I felt when I drove to a public facility, waited in my car until my number was called on an app, and got my first covid jab. It's fucked the right gets to erase what a moment of technological liberation that was

It's Monday! Time to read about that time my high-school play went completely off the rails and I saved the day with improv and imaginary bugs! Did I mention it's free? Likes, shares, and clicky make you beloved of the bears ... www.patreon.com/onbearfeet/p...

The Crickets Incident: A Kat Yarn | OnBearFeet - Kat Beaufort

Content warnings: cult high school, public speaking, public embarrassment I like to joke that I’m a recovering theater kid, but the fact is

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This is frustrating, because they keep having variations on this conversation: Q: okay, can you pretend to think about these things the way I do? A: no. Q: okay but you have to. A: okay but I can’t. Q: look just pretend that I’m right for one — A: but you aren’t. You’re wrong AND stupid.

A. I don't subscribe to the concept of a lapsed reservation,
so I can't answer that question.
All right. Now, if there were a lapsed reservation,
however, would you believe that treaty rights, nevertheless, are reserved in such lapsed reservation?
A. I continuously decline to answer questions based on faulty
assumptions.
l All right, you're an expert, are you not, in this area?
A. I understand the historical background, but just as a matter of intellectual reasonableness, I do not believe
in following an analysis that starts with a faulty
assumption. This is a matter of what I consider as an
intellectually sound discussion; you don't build upon faulty assumptions.
All right, now, Doctor, let me just say a couple of
things in response. First of all, if you are an expert,
you're entitled, in fact you may be required to answer hypothetical questions, okay? The second point, I think, is that although it may be based upon a faulty
intellectual exercise, the opinion in People vs. LeBlanc does find at least one of the reservations contained in
Article Third of the Treaty of 1836 has happened by
virtue of the Treaty of 1855. Now, without asking you to give an opinion again on that question, I wonder, in light of what I've just said, whether you could tell me,as a hypothetical matter, what treaty provision in the Treaty of 1836, if any, would give Indians the right to fish under the treaty, free from State regulation or
A.
State control in a lapsed reservation, assuming that the lapsed reservation is merely a hypothetical?
I will leave it to you lawyers to deal in hypothetical, legal speculation.
Q.
So you refuse to answer the question?
A. I don't think that, I don't think that I -- yes, I think
it's not proper for me to engage in legal speculation.
I deal in historical documents.
MR. GREENE: And I would add for the record
the same objection that we made yesterday, that calls for
a legal conclusion from this witness, and that's beyond
her competence.

Hey comics people, The Dark Horse union needs your support right now. Senior editors do more work than most of you can possibly imagine and they deserve to be apart of the union. Some of them have been waiting a long time for this. Stand with them! Please sign and share this petition!

Jimmy Presler 🐴@jimmypresler.bsky.social · 4d ago

Sign this petition to show your support for keeping Senior Editors in the Dark Horse Workers Union. actionnetwork.org/petitions/dh...

This is Loki, our Maine Coon and the cat of our hearts, and he went missing today. We have no idea how he got out, but he’s an elder, indoor cat, the whole region’s in an intense heat wave, and we’re really scared. I doubt I have any followers here in Martinez, CA, but if so, help? It’s SO hot

A Maine Coon cat lying on top of a messenger bag and assorted other items