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once and future dust northern yankee wide awake he/him/his
El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."
What sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...
the third act twist in Bugonia is B A N A N A S
Also the Republicans were screaming that Fauci helped authorize vaccines for children, which is something every goddamn parent I know was praying for every day for more than a year and have been thankful for ever since. These people are all self-centered idiotic sociopaths, nothing more.
if you hated covid "lockdowns" try long covid
Susan Collins is financed by a man who wants to make it easier to create nude pictures of children
Elon Musk planning to throw financial support behind Susan Collins’ U.S. Senate bid
we should pass legislation on a 51 vote explixitly stating his ineligibility along with stripping any of the j6 electeds of power for the same reason
I got two: Trump is ineligible to be president under the 14th amendment thus all his pardons and executive orders are null and void. also, it cannot possibly be the case that the Founders intended the pardon power to be a viable criminal conspiracy tool. pardons in service of crime are void as well
People potentially subject to the nyc pied-à-terre tax are being treated with 1% of the administrative hostility of SNAP and Medicaid applicants, and they’re throwing 100x the fit
Including "second-generation immigrants" in "foreign-born" gives the game away entirely. We should have jailed every rebel officer for life, liquidated the rebel political leadership, and confiscated the wealth of every person who ever kept another human in bondage.
Another datapoint for the fascist radicalisation of institutional pillars of much of the American Right
“While blood pressures of hypertension undeniably exist – the question is why they exist. Is HTN actually a cardiovascular disorder? Do people with HTN have different arteries? Or does our world – with…processed food, and regimented education – serve as the catalyst for certain… blood pressures?”
“While traits of ADHD undeniably exist – the question is why they exist. Is ADHD actually a neurodevelopmental disorder? Do people with ADHD have differently wired brains? Or does our world – with…processed food, and regimented education – serve as the catalyst for certain…patterns of behaviour?”
the very concept of diagnosis is a social construct!
Channel 4 has announced documentary “The Great ADHD Myth?” It “seeks to determine whether ADHD is a genuine neurodevelopmental disorder, or a social construct.”
Harris Says Supreme Court Should Expand to 13 Justices https://politicalwire.com/2026/07/31/harris-says-supreme-court-should-expand-to-13-justices/
Odyssey this. Odyssey that. We Odyssey ICE abolished.
The Trash Theory of American Politics: There is a significant electoral constituency for which Trump’s stupidity, vulgarity, and racism are big assets, because if a guy like that can be president, you too have permission. The irrational hatred of Fauci is basically the flip side of this.
Aside from its many other problems, the idea Fauci was America's power-abusing covid dictator is somewhat complicated by the fact that he never had the power to do the things they're mad about. His recommendations bound nobody and were not particularly rigorously followed by the actual policymakers.
Someone come get your boot-ass SFC putting on face camo to patrol the border wall. He's embarrassing three of his seven estranged children and two ex wives
Ritchison is properly Evelyn Normielib mad.
A good Democrat by the way !!
The Lindsay Clancy thing is ludicrous. She sought help over and over and over and her ex-husband agrees she did so and agrees she was very mentally ill, which is also why she jumped out a window. Is this a good use of our justice system's time.
This Onion story could have also been about Jared Leto theonion.com/nation-could...
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
Bernie Moreno was a car salesman with a record of wage theft and employment discrimination. Anthony Fauci was the director of NIAID from 1984 to 2022 and in 2008 was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his work fighting HIV/AIDS in that role.
Moreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"
🚨🚨 TRUMP APPROVAL IS UNDERWATER WITH WHITES WITHOUT DEGREES! February 8, 2025: +27 July 25, 2026: -6
If you have type-O positive blood and you can manage it, please consider donating blood *as soon as possible* - this is a very bad situation.
yikes
My Haitian friend was just fired from his job. "They said I don't have a legal status now." This is likely happening to hundreds of thousands of people across this country today. Sick.
stephen miller killed this couple, as surely as if he'd pulled the trigger himself
Stephen Miller said just the other day that all asylum claims are "fake." A couple deported from the U.S. to Guatemala were gagged, bound, and shot dead. Their 14-month old found crying next to their mother's body. People like Miller don't care though because this is the point: ethnic cleansing.
Just a reminder that no review of any Homer adaptation will ever top Roger Ebert killing Troy in two sentences