Gonna take a while for Raley to get rid of that Mets stink.

Missouri elections be like: Hitler (R) 79% - Christ (D) 21% And then the ballot initiative: Amend the Missouri constitution to require the state to own the means of production and work towards full communism? Yes 92% - No 8%

I think it's wild that polling is still trusted at all in an age where phone scams mean that the only people who still answer a call from an unknown number are either criminally insane or tremendously dumb. You get so little response data now, and that data itself is mostly detached from reality.

G Elliott Morris@gelliottmorris.com · 23h ago

Looks like a 10-15 point polling miss in Michigan regardless of who wins. And people have been writing a lot of electability takes using this data. It’s dangerous out there folks be safe

Republicans are evil. Remember that. All of them.

post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 14h ago

I meant to post this last night but if you’re mad about any of the primary results you got 24 hours to bleed, try not to say anything you’ll regret in 48, and then it’s Blue No Matter Who.

Pundits are underestimating how fed up the average Dem voter is with moderate Dems refusing to thwart the Republican hegemonic agenda. Ppl want government to do what it should: care for constituents.

Part of the problem with regularly mass deleting my posts is important things like this being lost LOL

Then he added, "So there is literature that you enjoy and is meaningful to you. That's good. That's a start. Now what is it about the works of Ayn Rand that you enjoy so much?" "I dunno, really, there's just something about sexy vampires that really gets me involved in the story."

i support [$democratic_candidate] for [$public_office] and believe that their politics is a perfect fit for [$state]. I would drag my [$genital] over [$harmful_object_or_substance] to vote for [$democratic_candidate] this fall.

Keith@mosheroperandi.bsky.social · yesterday

I support the winner of the Michigan Democratic primary as the future senator from Michigan.

Hey @inquirer.com , the answer to the question on your Daily News front page is THE NEAREST RECYCLING CENTER! I’m Italian-American from South Philly. Born & raised.. Epiphany Parish. Rizzo’s admirers have all white-flighted outta town or to Packer Park. Get rid of this junk. ♻️ #Philadelphia #Philly

I love this

You can see the very obvious throughline from “men could transition and easily dominate women’s sports” to “women’s sports are lesser and shouldn’t be taken seriously” to “women shouldn’t play sports” to “here are the acceptable life choices for women”

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2d ago

"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."

Bluesky is a "liberal bubble" because fascist chuds can't get traction without algorithmic assistance and because people here trained themselves to block "debate me" trybois the instant they roll up

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

Glad I wasn't the only person who thought of this one. Anyway, since I do actually still enjoy the original book below even if it's now a bit dated - Ruin a book by adding a word: The Book of Basketball Wives

jonny toothpick@jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ruin a book by adding a word: Slaughterhouse Five-O

A good commissioner steps in now before every WNBA game becomes a rightwing performance space, like school board meetings were during peak CRT. You just have to throw the hammer down on this. Do not give them an inch.

taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d ago

riley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos

Na this was incredible, Republican campaign staffers are lower than dirt and should be intimated and harassed at all times.

Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 3d ago

Also, I'm kind of surprised that it wasn't a bigger deal when she tried to scare off a tracker from an opposing campaign in 2018 by telling him she knew his dogs' names youtu.be/_KTKYIwc5oE?...

and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME

New year, same guy knocking me out at GenCon (third year in a row)

The left is getting the Catholic Church in the divorce? That Catholic Church? The Roman one? You sure?? Aight I guess but we need to talk a little about that one internally

Christopher Hale@christopherjhale.bsky.social · 4d ago

NEW: Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier, facing ethics inquiries for misconduct, has threatened to strip state scholarships from Catholic schools unless the Church rewrites its vaccine doctrine. It is an unprecedented attack by an American state on the religious liberty of the Catholic Church.

Well the tornado and flood at GenCon didn’t kill me. But the Phillies’ bullpen probably will.

KERKERING!!!

Kirk Khan: Iconic Rage

ALT: Kirk Khan: Iconic Rage

static.klipy.com

I could probably do 50 of these, but how about: Destiny’s Child’s has more bangers than Beyoncé solo.

lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d ago

Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.

I was just about to publish an article titled "The Best Place for an 0-2 Slider Is Down the Middle" and then this happens. Just my luck.

MLB HR Videos@mlbhrvideo.bsky.social · 6d ago

Kody Clemens' walk off grand slam (19)

A nature charity guy on the street in Indy asked me “you love trees, right?” so I got to give him my entire speech about how no, I hate trees because they obscure the beautiful contours of the land and that’s why the Scottish Highlands are the most beautiful place on earth.

Stabbing Westward is such an underrated example of an “exactly one great album” band.

I think Yglesias is basically right that audience capture is an exceptionally powerful force, far more than commonly acknowledged; the problem is that one of the best extent examples of this is Yglesias himself.

There should be a law that if a restaurant has shitty cell service, they have to provide free WiFi

That is Super Bowl Champion former Philadelphia Eagle Kylen Granson to you, sir 😆

Will Harris@sandwichpick.bsky.social · last wk.

The MLB trade deadline is one week away which means it's time for sports outlets to talk about how Kylen Granson, potential TE3 for the Titans looks in training camp and what that means for the 15th round of your fantasy football draft

It’s literally not possible to have a functioning society, anywhere on earth, where this piece of shit is not imprisoned for life and stripped of all his assets.

Jenny Cohn@jennycohn.bsky.social · last wk.

“Teens sue Musk's xAI over Grok's pornographic images of them *** Two of the teenagers behind the lawsuit are under the age of 18…” 3/16/26 … 1/ www.bbc.com/news/article...

I bet @drewmagary.bsky.social is so mad about this

The day the Curse of Mayo ended? County triumph in All-Ireland final after 75-year wait

County Mayo ended a 75-year wait for All-Ireland Senior Football Championship glory on Sunday, defeating Kerry to break one of sport's most enduring supposed curses.

espn.co.uk

Very true, but also in testament to Simmons' business acumen, they realized very early on that "writing demonstrably false pieces about Philadelphia sports teams" was a great vector for engagement.

Jesus Zoidberg: Nobody Likes Me, and I Really Care@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · last wk.

The Ringer is one good writer and a bunch of weirdos.