RIP to EA, you had a pretty good run before committing corporate suicide

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · yesterday

EA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest

I'm dreaming of a Fight Christmas

Violent Night 2 | Official Trailer

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I'm dreaming of a Fight Christmas

Violent Night 2 | Official Trailer

YouTube video by Universal Pictures

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The main thing I’m getting from the new “Little House on the Prairie” is that I wish I knew how to play the fiddle

The real villain of Obsession is the One Wish Willow corporation

we should've all been really supportive of richard branson when he was always trying to hot air balloon around the world. that could be what all these guys are doing if we'd acted like it was bad ass. at least a couple would've died by now, died balloon deaths. and all we had to do was be nice

Don't let the Ai discourse discourage you aspiring writers out there. Art is valued by its rarity, and the rarest thing in the world is the talent of a single individual. What can be mass produced for cheap has little value. You are an original. A one of a kind. A bespoke wonder. Never forget that.

If Fetterman was born 100 years earlier his parents would have just sold him to the circus and everyone wins but the moving picture shows ruined all that

Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:

I’m going to use science to defy God and live forever! (Immediately gives self a terminal disease) Ah well, nonetheless

a good political barometer to use online is to figure out whether or not you are agreeing with me. if you are that is the sign of a powerful, nuanced mind. if not you are an unserious freak who is rotting your brain online.

Happy World Tiger Day

Future historians will vigorously debate whether or not Batman was a real person

Future historians will vigorously debate whether or not Batman was a real person

Dark and gritty reboot of Tiny Toons

Flying soon? You can save money by not checking a bag - instead, just grab a suitcase off the carousel when you get there and wear whatever's in there on your trip

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions

My husband texted me "IT HAPPENED" but it turned out to be about LeBron going to the 76ers. I had 2 minutes of beautiful serenity.

THE BLOB is so good. A practical FX horror masterpiece.

Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️@ashleylynch.bsky.social · 2w ago

RIP to director Chuck Russell, who you probably know most as the director of the Mask, but whose masterpiece film that you should absolutely go back and watch is his 1988 remake of The Blob. Seriously, it's a near perfect movie.

The Odyssey is basically a remake of Oppenheimer but instead of a nuclear bomb it's a big horse

I'm a little jealous of people who walked in to see the Odyssey without knowing the story, actually. Lousy good education!

*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.

Trump executive order to replace the Golden Rule with “there is no such thing as a free lunch”

this is the final straw for me and mr. rocket ships

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w ago

There's a reason Elon Musk rarely does interviews with real news outlets.

Why did Odysseus not simply book a commercial flight?

Fun fact: by simply repairing and upgrading your house, it is possible to spend an infinite amount of money

As long we’re renaming things after him, let me just say a took a huge Trump right after my first cup of coffee this morning