truly no offense intended to Hasan but expecting normal people to know who a twitch streamer is is actually crazy

the arc of discourse is long but it bends towards burrito

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15h ago

for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.

it's heeeeeere, you may now read my essay about how i achieved the millennial dream of home ownership and immediately lost my mind on nextdoor. thanks to the @oaklandreviewofbooks.org crew for their ongoing support of me being Like This

How I became the villain of El Cerrito’s Nextdoor

“I had a panic attack. Then I wrote an apology letter.”

oaklandreviewofbooks.org

nothing better than a tourist town that resents the tourists. thank you for coming to my ten-seat microbrewery and vintage ice cream shoppe. you son of a bitch

"person" is just about the worst shape to do any sort of labor except distance running and its a miracle that Real Alive People make it work at all. "humanoid robot" obsession is cringe. stop trying to make yourself a little friend, loser

Seeing a lot of discourse about the movie where people only get to have sex one night out of the year and what you have to understand is that for some of us that’s pretty good

Scottish Nazis somehow seem more ridiculous than the standard kind and I think it comes down to the idea of one wearing an evil kilt

The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 15h ago

NEW: The Scottish Conservatives have been urged to rule out standing Nazi candidates after a former extremist was picked to represent the party down south 👀 🔗 www.thenational.scot/news/2...

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

everything in here was $4,000

the ragnarok lobster guy deleted all his posts about how haley stevens was gonna win. that’s how cold politics is. ragnarok lobster is abandoning you before the polls even close

(guy who owns a vacation house voice) It’s not even that cool. It’s pretty small. The air conditioning doesn’t work that well. I’d rather stay in a hotel, honestly, but what are you going to do. It’s more trouble than it’s worth. A metaphorical albatross around my neck. We go about 100 days a year

ALSO TODAY: @lauriewoolever.bsky.social on RFK Jr.'s stupid cooking show. "When he is not making inane claims like 'The government was lying to us for 70 years and saying that protein causes heart attacks,' Kennedy stands there looking like a wet and sleepy raisin." flaminghydra.com/open-your-mo...

Open Your Mouth, Await the Harvest

This Absolute Fucking Shitwhistle Has A Cooking Show

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TODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social celebrates a high point of cinema, that Orson Welles frozen peas commercial. Welles has "no cause to give even a microscopic fraction of a fuck about how the finished product will turn out. He insists on integrity anyway." flaminghydra.com/a-celebratio...

A Celebration of Orson Welles’s Frozen Pea Commercial Outtakes

I never let a July pass me by without revisiting the infamous 1970 bootleg audio of Orson Welles attempting to record voiceover narration for advertisements for various foods, beginning with frozen pe...

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HUH???? we truly used to be a country

Heather Burns@heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 2d ago

The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.

I love you too, Robocop

Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · yesterday

I love you.

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 2d ago

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

A mom was very angrily yelling at her three-ish year old on a tricycle saying that he needed to slow down and he turned his head and said I AM DUMBASS and the mom was definitely in the right but I was still like lol this kid rules

I’m sick of Artificial Intelligence. Why not Artificial Wisdom? Artificial Charisma? you get it

public libraries ftw

If you want to watch a pretty good movie and support free speech and indie film: watch.eventive.org/everyoneisly...

Everyone Is Lying to You for Money | Everyone Is Lying to You for Money — Live from New York | Everyone Is Lying to You for Money

Actor and author Ben McKenzie investigates the lies, hype, and harm behind cryptocurrency’s rise—and who’s really paying the price.

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Yes, I’m still going to see “The Odyssey”. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Ben McKenzie Says Major Streamers Were Scared to License His Anti-Crypto Documentary, So He Found a Different Way to Reach Audiences

Ben McKenzie, "The O.C." star turned documentarian, is releasing his film about cryptocurrency in a unique way.

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The CEO of Bluesky trying to make me know who the CEO of Bluesky is and my long standing opinion is that I demand to not know who it is

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

guy who is lead singer of a band called something like Dead! In a Bathtub of My Own Tears! who has a wiki section entitled “underage fan controversies”

I had become accustomed to thinking that a viral post on Bluesky was 4000 likes but every day for the past week I’ve seen something like this that has 27,000

suspect is feckless, I repeat, feckless