Philip Chapman

@pgpchappers.bsky.social

Father, cricket nut and hockey 🏑/cricket 🏏 coach | I work in the City. Sorry for all the typos!

Apparently Flemming has approached Mike Hussey to be the England batting coach. Now I am sure Hussey would be good. But there are two guys, one called Trott and one called Bell who might be ok and who played for England. Have they been asked first?

In the Just Good Friends Christmas Special from 1984, there is a joke which amounts to ”imagine if a 99 cost a whole 99p omg!” But the price coincidentally hit 99p around the late 80s/early 90s when a lot of people who are 40/50-something today were kids.

Not to be Captain Skeptic about this. But a 99 Flake isn’t called a 99 because it was meant to be 99p. (Despite the howls of Reform voters incensed by the price of Freddos and ice cream.) 🍦 Leaving aside that they were introduced before decimalisation, in the 70s they were 10-15p.

Spain (who have royally pissed of Trump with their response to his Iran war) winning the world cup and having to receive the trophy from him, is probably the best outcome. Now can we go back to the cricket please

Watching Trump try to get into the World Cup photo, then shuffle off because no-one was paying attention to him, was the perfect ending to this evening.

This isn’t halftime entertainment. Halftime entertainment is two blokes dragged from the stands and wearing replica shirts two sizes too small for them trying and failing to score penalties past the club mascot in the hope of winning a free oil change from the garage that is matchball sponsor.

While in the name of football, we all want the obvious team to win, there would also be something entirely fitting about this World Cup - defined by shameless corruption, pervasive greed, institutional cowardice and flagrant racism - being won by a team of outright cheats.