Phizle

@phizle.bsky.social

Econ phD, ttrpg enthusiast, he/him Republicans aren't real Americans, we are

WORKER WIN: A Maryland-based front desk staffing company will pay $400,000 for failing to provide paid sick leave. DC law requires paid sick leave, but First Impression Staffing denied it to hundreds of its DC employees. Workers should not have to choose between their health and their livelihood.

Dentist said my teeth are haunted. A ghost for every tooth. Mostly dead perverts and Dutchmen. I held a small crucifix under my tongue as he injected holy water into my gums. Won't stop the hauntings but it will keep the ghosts from moving into my brain until we find a priest to make out with me.

its a huge win for the (correct) "stuff can just happen in movies it doesnt need to really make sense" philosophy but idk i also feel like it would also be a better movie if the stuff that happened in it made sense

It's absolutely insane we've somehow let the Covid recriminations debate become like "why didn't we reopen in person schools before there was a vaccine" and not "why did none of the trump guys go to jail for stealing PPE from New York hospitals in March 2020"

People often write it off because it’s just *too* perfect but you know sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Who knew there was actually a guy named Glupp Shitto and he would end up resolving the Rhodian civil war

vader-skywalker denialists should be treated with exactly the same weight as historical jesus denialists we have two *adversarial* primary sources (501st journal, the peridean diary) attesting to “darth vader” being the same man as anakin skywalker, and a reliable secondary source (senate minutes)

Phizle@phizle.bsky.social · 9mo ago

The two even cross over, with professional podracer and former slave Anakin Skywalker somehow commanding in half the battles in the Clone Wars before later becoming a Vader. The accounts are clearly either pure fabrication or consolidating multiple individuals.