Peter Pantsless Geraci
@pnxnotded.bsky.social
Idiot. Also a dad. In a constant state of disappointment. My name isn't actually Peter.
White Sox won their 63rd game last night, the 100-loss season streak is over
Repost if you, too, are not dead; only tired and ugly.
I am very happy to hear this. And so is my shirt.
BREAKING: the Democratic National Committee just unanimously approved a resolution calling for the abolition of ICE! After terrorizing our friends, families, and neighbors, ICE has no place in our nation. I'm grateful @democrats.org agreed. Now we're onto the hard work to make that happen!
I know I’m probably getting ahead of myself here, but Mathys Tel might win the Ballon d’Or this year.
Watching today’s preseason match and just got to the part where Tottenham was denied an obvious penalty. Prem refs already in mid season form! #COYS
Watching today’s preseason match and just got to the part where Tottenham was denied an obvious penalty. Prem refs already in mid season form! #COYS
Finally getting around to watching Season 3 of The Large Man show.
Most of the actors and directors doing Harry Potter are successful already. This is like when millionaires comedians convinced no one they simply couldn’t turn down the money for Riyadh. They did it for new trainers.
Ally Pankiw (I Used to Be Funny) revealed in an Instagram post that she passed on directing the HBO Harry Potter series. Kate Herron (Loki) revealed in the comments that she passed on directing episodes TWICE. It really is that fucking easy. It's really just that easy.
It’s 4am and I’m up drinking the last of my prep for an old man medical procedure. This is very dumb. But that Italian Beef sandwich from Johnnie’s is gonna hit so hard later.
Even if you liked Potter as a kid, ya gotta grow up and see Harry was a rich jock who became a cop, who never shared his wealth (hoarded in a bank run by antisemitic goblins) with his best friend's impoverished family, who never cared about freeing the enslaved elves, whose author is an evil monster
Please don’t forget that Taylor Farms donated seven figures to Trump like a month after they voted to remove a program that would help quickly trace outbreaks like this.
RECALL: Taylor Farms is pulling pre-packaged salsa and guacamole for contaminated jalapenos.
wild that nobody is giving the mayor (Brandon Johnson) credit for this. If it was Rahm there would be a 60 minutes profile on how Rahm was the savior of Chicago
There were 37 homicides in the city last month, the lowest total for any such month dating back to at least 1970. That total is down 18% compared to July 2025, and is less than half the totals of July 2020 and 2021, which each saw more than 100 killings.
hey boss. yeah i'm gonna be late again for my job in Myst world, where we live. i forgot which combination of the sixteen valve handwheels in my apartment opens the front door again
Real cool to see that the top two posts in my feed right now are about BMW serving ads to your dashboard and a hospital system using an app to give nursing shifts to the lowest bidder… I fucking hate it here.
Yeah I’m definitely not going to talk about that ending. I don’t even like to *think* about it.
Same with oldboy. Ain’t nobody talking about the end of that movie because we’re all still fucking shook.
+ the machine after their first tryout:
Florence is lovely but exceptionally hot 🥵
Still insane to me that the GOP can gin up a moral panic about innocuous things like drag queen story time while we know Democrats would be eviscerated in the press if they ever started asking what the deal is with youth pastors getting arrested every week.
Elon’s daughter Vivian absolutely decimated him oh my days
Don't let your friends go years without letting them know you appreciate them
This was before October 7 the first day of Israel Palestine history
Palestinian-American journalist Shireen Abu Aqleh was assassinated by Israel two years ago today. Here's Israeli cops beating pallbearers in her funeral procession. www.welcometohellworld.com/look-at-what...
It was never about fraud or waste.
The FDA has announced that 1.6 million eggs have been contaminated with salmonella, forcing a nationwide recall. Last year, the Trump administration scrapped regulations to limit salmonella and laid off hundreds of food safety inspection workers.
Not sure why he’s trying to launder his image, it’s already been bleached white.
‘I got carried away’: Elon Musk expresses regret about Doge and wading into Trump’s orbit
Keep in mind that Elon Musk makes a lot of pronouncements about amazing things he will do, but the only result is the Cybertruck.
elon stroking his chin in thought, thinking about how the three hour movie he sat still for and paid attention to wasn't as faithful as it could be to the long poem he read all of
This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.
If you fell in love with soccer after watching the World Cup and want to support a club then look no further than Tottenham Hotspur! We’re in London!* We recently won a trophy!** Our fans are passionate!*** * surrounded by teams that hate us ** after many years without one *** results vary
Every time I fly, I hope for the small chance that I get to help a weary parent through a flight. Like, if you let me, I will absolutely walk your crying baby up and down the aisle while you relax.
I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????
I am seeing far too many people making the “grandpa go home” joke regarding The Dipshit forcing himself into the Spanish celebration. Haven’t we seen enough of his antics to know that it was intentional? The messy bitch has to make everything about him.