Peter Pantsless Geraci

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Idiot. Also a dad. In a constant state of disappointment. My name isn't actually Peter.

Even if you liked Potter as a kid, ya gotta grow up and see Harry was a rich jock who became a cop, who never shared his wealth (hoarded in a bank run by antisemitic goblins) with his best friend's impoverished family, who never cared about freeing the enslaved elves, whose author is an evil monster

hey boss. yeah i'm gonna be late again for my job in Myst world, where we live. i forgot which combination of the sixteen valve handwheels in my apartment opens the front door again

Still insane to me that the GOP can gin up a moral panic about innocuous things like drag queen story time while we know Democrats would be eviscerated in the press if they ever started asking what the deal is with youth pastors getting arrested every week.

elon stroking his chin in thought, thinking about how the three hour movie he sat still for and paid attention to wasn't as faithful as it could be to the long poem he read all of

This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.

If you fell in love with soccer after watching the World Cup and want to support a club then look no further than Tottenham Hotspur! We’re in London!* We recently won a trophy!** Our fans are passionate!*** * surrounded by teams that hate us ** after many years without one *** results vary

I am seeing far too many people making the “grandpa go home” joke regarding The Dipshit forcing himself into the Spanish celebration. Haven’t we seen enough of his antics to know that it was intentional? The messy bitch has to make everything about him.