Randy Braun
@randbot.bsky.social
Weird dad, Philly adjacent, trying to doomscroll less and mostly not succeeding
Wait, are you telling me all those people on the infinite tandem bike aren’t actually Thrillionaires?
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
Please join me in celebrating this video in the traditional way: watching it on a loop multiple times in a row
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
Proud to be a small part of helping this fully fund on the first day! Kyle writes good comics!
LOUISE SPROUSE IS LIVE! My new Kickstarter just launched - a coming-of-age hitman comic that's full of violence and heart. If you are enjoying END OF LIFE you'll *love* this one. Lots of cool rewards and add-ons! www.kickstarter.com/projects/the... #kickstarter #kickstartercomics #ncbd #comics
LOUISE SPROUSE IS LIVE! My new Kickstarter just launched - a coming-of-age hitman comic that's full of violence and heart. If you are enjoying END OF LIFE you'll *love* this one. Lots of cool rewards and add-ons! www.kickstarter.com/projects/the... #kickstarter #kickstartercomics #ncbd #comics
Louise Sprouse Stole My Heart
A coming-of-age hitman comic from the three time Eisner nominated cartoonist Kyle Starks (END OF LIFE, RICK AND MORTY, LOBO, PEACEMAKER
kickstarter.com
There are many inexplicable aspects to this, but none more so than: if you are going to do a Minion marketing tie-in with a type of fruit, there is ONE VERY OBVIOUS CHOICE
I really wanted to advocate for the top part of my larynx, but I just can't give it my full-throated support.
I’ve tried REALLY hard to get excited about the right hand side of my thorax. But my heart isn’t in it
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
A cinema in Canada never received their Spider-Man Brand New Day posters so one of the employees drew his own and it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
Hm, has Meta ever been known to do funky math that led to the obliteration of whole industries? Trying to remember.
Two possibilities: —Threads is becoming the dominant text-based social media app even though nobody you’ve ever met has ever used Threads —Meta is doing some funky math and just counting people who use their Instagram accounts as active Threads users
It should be exclusively referred to this way
Operation Orange Chicken
despite being one of the more difficult monsters to make a movie about—narratively and visually—the concept of werewolves has never left the public imagination, most likely because it expresses a universal fear of how much it would be everybody's problem if men had periods
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
I was familiar with Trump Take Egg and Trump Take Gas, but was not prepared for Trump Take Cricket...
The culmination of the attitude that writing a children's book is an easy thing that anyone can do, rather than an art form that is EXTREMELY HARD to do well but very easy to produce a boring pile of doggerel (see also: nearly every celebrity who writes a children's book)
Parents are fed up with friends and relatives giving their kids “personalized” AI-generated storybooks with characters resembling their kids. Apart from data privacy concerns, literacy experts say these garbled and convoluted narratives could be an impediment to learning how to read.
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
Brian Tyree Henry should have won an Oscar for the part in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse where the Spot says, “Spider-Man, you created me,” and he says “Spider-Man, why’d you create that guy?
Name an actor/actress that should've got an Oscar.
I am resigned to receiving texts from unknown blue PACs forever, but this one made me so MAD. Disrupt, the way to be "the Dem's answer toTPUSA" maybe shouldn't be "lie as much as they do"!!
the president is lying again he lies every day, constantly, about everything, and he makes us listen to his lies, and I am very tired of them
I dunno but I think Wasp Fortinbras is about to show up
what happened here
If you have time to browse bluesky this weekend, you have time to submit your comment on the proposed OMB rule to politicize science funding agencies. This one is important. Here's my comment if some inspiration will help. 🧪 scienceforeveryone.science/submit-your-...
Submit your OMB comment this weekend.
This one is important. It's due on Monday.
scienceforeveryone.science
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your family sucks.
what a surprise. again, he reacted like this when the Nazi tattoo was revealed! he wasn't contrite, there was no actual acceptance or suggestion of change, it was pure entitlement and anger. All of this should have been obvious.