Randy Braun

@randbot.bsky.social

Weird dad, Philly adjacent, trying to doomscroll less and mostly not succeeding

LOUISE SPROUSE IS LIVE! My new Kickstarter just launched - a coming-of-age hitman comic that's full of violence and heart. If you are enjoying END OF LIFE you'll *love* this one. Lots of cool rewards and add-ons! www.kickstarter.com/projects/the... #kickstarter #kickstartercomics #ncbd #comics

Louise Sprouse Stole My Heart

A coming-of-age hitman comic from the three time Eisner nominated cartoonist Kyle Starks (END OF LIFE, RICK AND MORTY, LOBO, PEACEMAKER

kickstarter.com

There are many inexplicable aspects to this, but none more so than: if you are going to do a Minion marketing tie-in with a type of fruit, there is ONE VERY OBVIOUS CHOICE

A bag of Minion-branded Mandarin oranges. You know, like the famous Minion catchphrase, “MAN-DA-RIN”

despite being one of the more difficult monsters to make a movie about—narratively and visually—the concept of werewolves has never left the public imagination, most likely because it expresses a universal fear of how much it would be everybody's problem if men had periods

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2mo ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

The culmination of the attitude that writing a children's book is an easy thing that anyone can do, rather than an art form that is EXTREMELY HARD to do well but very easy to produce a boring pile of doggerel (see also: nearly every celebrity who writes a children's book)

the beggars out of here getter@milesklee.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Parents are fed up with friends and relatives giving their kids “personalized” AI-generated storybooks with characters resembling their kids. Apart from data privacy concerns, literacy experts say these garbled and convoluted narratives could be an impediment to learning how to read.

I am resigned to receiving texts from unknown blue PACs forever, but this one made me so MAD. Disrupt, the way to be "the Dem's answer toTPUSA" maybe shouldn't be "lie as much as they do"!!

"BREAKING: Trump just finished his national address. He announced China and Venezuela STOLE the 2020 election and he will use this as basis to REMOVE two US Senators - Warnock & Ossoff. 

It could've easily been written off as another ambling and convoluted Trump speech  — but sadly this could be his most consequential. What he said will change US history.  

Using the justification he presented the GOP can now ban mail in ballots, control voting machines, and legitimize Bannon's plan to deploy the 82nd and 101st Airborne regiments and ICE to polling locations. 

His claim of China and Venezuela stealing a presidential election will now pave the way for a fascist coup that will deliver him the 2026 midterms and cement MAGA control of all levers of US government for the rest of his term and beyond...

the president is lying again he lies every day, constantly, about everything, and he makes us listen to his lies, and I am very tired of them

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

what a surprise. again, he reacted like this when the Nazi tattoo was revealed! he wasn't contrite, there was no actual acceptance or suggestion of change, it was pure entitlement and anger. All of this should have been obvious.

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