Meek stuttering Merrick Garland shouts “I’m gonna k-k-k kill you—again!” and runs over McConnell’s decaying corpse with a steamroller.
little john@littlejohn.bsky.social · last wk.😂😂😂 Trying to decide what doing a Fish Called Wanda would mean.....
@realnuttyqueen.bsky.social
little john@littlejohn.bsky.social · last wk.
USAID was the logistical backbone of many, many NGO’s. When Musk killed USAID he took out the warehouses and distribution centers blocking the distribution of food and medicine. You can’t flip a switch and turn on infrastructure that took decades to build. Food and medicine rotted in warehouses.
I'm old enough to remember when the US president loudly & explicitly vowing to commit war crimes would have generated some pushback, or at least a more-than-24-hour story.
Strait of Hormuz: Trump threatens to target Iran's bridges and power plants if attacks on ship persist
Donald Trump says the US will respond any time Iranian forces shoot at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz.
bbc.com
Stephen Stucker was the only one allowed to improvise on the set of 'Airplane!'. He should have won an Oscar. He tragically died of AIDS in 1986
"Alright guys, when Steve gets here, he needs to understand that we all love him, and that this is a safe place with no judgment. We feel that he’s got a problem, and we’re just here to help. Okay, quiet everyone, here he comes.”
$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoHoman on people getting killed by ICE: "It comes down to one simple fact -- these people failed to comply with law enforcement ... all they had to do is comply. If they did, they'd be alive today."
I like Mamdani. He seems to be doing a good job But FFS people, he’s not FDR, probably not even LaGuardia. He won a Dem primary vs a sex pest & a crook. And other than broad (even banal) lessons like “be a good communicator” or “build coalitions” he’s not a model for candidates in Trump+2 districts
Canadian firefighters hauled ass to get down here when half of Los Angeles was on fire last year. What a characteristically classy way to repay that favor.
Global News@globalnews.ca · 3w ago"If Canada will not manage its forests to prevent these fires, the United States will look elsewhere, and act on our own, to protect our people,” said a group of U.S. lawmakers. globalnews.ca/news/1196860...
MISSED CONNECTION: You were leaving the dog park, I was arriving. Our eyes met... There were sparks. I need to see you again. My chip # is 148A27J98614Z. Have your person track me.
From my favorite economist (because he's not alarmist), @deanbaker13.bsky.social --
Social Security is a Problem of Income Distribution, not Demographics
The rich took our money, now they want to take our Social Security
substack.com
The most elegant tense in English, the Law Enforcement Exonerative
Hamilton Nolan@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 3w agoNews organizations should periodically stop and look in the mirror and ask themselves “Have we internalized copspeak to the point that our headlines indistinguishable from police department email subject lines?”
let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election
In Germany, cats are called 'Stubentiger', which means 'living room tiger.'
I was wondering when someone was going bring this up
Langdon Grant@langdongrant.bsky.social · last mo.The problem is no matter what Dems do, the DSA will shit on them because spitting on the party and "the establishment" is their whole brand. If you're a DS and you deviate from DSA dogma even just a little or try to work with Dems, they unperson you. Just ask AOC. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/11/u...
The majority on this Court has left Americans undefended. The President is now a king, and our only hope is to elect a more benevolent king. In their zeal to end the so-called “administrative state,” they broke what was left of protections for the American people.
The ban is heinous for what it does to transgender athletes. But if you think cisgender girls and young women won’t be caught up in the fallout, too, you are woefully ignorant
On Birthright Citizenship: “The Reconstruction Amendments were an anticaste, antisubordination reset for the Nation, not a mere spot treatment for the dark stain of slavery.” -Justice Ketanji Brown 💅💕
9 years ago, NBC gave this woman $20 million a year to host a morning talk show and be one of the top faces of its news division.
none of this is true and the place where this is going is potentially very awful
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2mo agoRFK Jr: Kids with autism will never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date.
Jeez, why doesn’t he just come out and say “the wrong side won”?
Dan Lamothe@danlamothe.bsky.social · 2mo agoHegseth at Normandy: "Sadly, today, different European beaches are stormed by different dangerous ideologies. Beaches in Spain and Italy and Greece and Bulgaria. Boats and men arrive. When will European capitals do something about that invasion? Or is it too late? I pray not, and I believe not."
You REPRIMAND Tomatillo? You place him on the PERFORMANCE PLAN?
Charlotte Garden@charlottegarden.bsky.social · 2mo agoI did make it to the nursery where I met this guy, whose hobby is starting fights with dogs
From “God” on bsky. If you have not followed them already you should.
In 2022, five months before the primaries was too short a time window to make changes to Alabama's maps so as to prevent racial discrimination. In 2026, *minus one week* is long enough "before" the primary to impose maps that were three times adjudicated as intentional racial discrimination.
Russell Vaught and Project 2025: Lysenkoism and Maoism and Dominionism all wrapped up in a giant yarn ball of stupid.
Jon Frandsen@jcfrandsen.bsky.social · 2mo agoConsequences for science will be dire but they’ll also be very stupid. They’re actually dismantling a successful, sophisticated & important project cuz somehow monitoring changing ocean currents, temps & health of sealife is woke. Nihilist, global-scale vandalism. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/c...
Consequences for science will be dire but they’ll also be very stupid. They’re actually dismantling a successful, sophisticated & important project cuz somehow monitoring changing ocean currents, temps & health of sealife is woke. Nihilist, global-scale vandalism. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/c...
Trump Administration to Dismantle Ocean Monitoring System
nytimes.com
it's actually very good that the average federal prosecutor is now a recent graduate of a barely accredited law school, we did this on purpose and we couldn't be happier with our decision. checkmate, libs.
