The American commercial for 'Sonic 2' on the SEGA Genesis.
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(Calvin's dad voice) The two types of personal hygiene products are degreasers and lubricants. All products fall into these two categories. Shampoo? Degreaser. Conditioner? Lubricant. Toothpaste? Degreaser. Deodorant? Lubricant
Toi on Sunset is in financial trouble 😩 yet another LA Thai icon leaving us
Tectonics is the study of plate movement. Like when my girl pulls my plate of fries toward her.
Just vividly remembered a business meeting at a two-story suite at the Vegas MGM Grand in 2009, where the guy demoing a miniature HD laser projector that could hit 90% DCI-P3 said offhandedly “this is going to be standard on the iPhone 5” capitalists be lyin’, to others but mostly to themselves
one thing two decades of LSAT tutoring absolutely pounded into my brain is that “many” is the “some” of cowards
I can’t work here anymore if these workplace trainings continue to be like this. It’s offishal.
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Okay who made this comic? We are trying to find the creator for permission to include it in a book about my mister gotcha panel.
Can’t regulate guns, can’t protect the environment, can’t make smaller and safer cars, that’s all infringement on personal freedoms. Now stop complaining, eat your $30 hamburger, and turn off your power for two hours every day because we need more JPEGs of SpongeBob with tits. America.
This is my favourite poem of all time and it only becomes more poignant every year Langston Hughes reaches across decades
Everyone keeps making fun of "hypermascullinity" and "tactical condoms" and so on. Please be serious. The condom is *strategic*. It's my cock that's tactical.
We all have to be one of two people now: The person who rips these fucking things off the face of anyone doing this, OR, the bystanders who 100% have the back of the person who rips the fucking things off the face. The aggressives and the passives must unite to make it unsafe to wear these.
Maggie Harrison Dupré@mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 4d agoNEW: Teen boys are using smart glasses — mainly Meta's AI Glasses — to film themselves harassing classmates at school, following girls around and "rizzing" them or "ragebaiting" them w/ insults. In several videos we reviewed, girls plead w/ the poster to stop filming. futurism.com/artificial-i...
Chewing my arm off, bloody foam speckling my lips, screaming. Just screaming, forever.
Q: what makes a thing sciencefictional? A: there’s some convoluted conceptually fancy bit that TV will fuck up
i guess my big question is, if the mega donors aren’t donating to dems anymore, and dems are still winning, then why exactly are dems still kowtowing to them when it actively destroys voter trust in the party and democracy
will not miss the Walk of Shame with a box… thanks, WFH!
Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred.bsky.social · 5d agoKeep a bindle at my desk so I can make a sad exit if I ever get fired
I forgot about Girls Against Boys… House of GVSB got a 25th anniversary re-release and I’m unsure as to whether it needed one tbh
Benihana marketing email attempts to lure me in with the promise of "87 grams of protein" for dinner, rather than the usual spectacle of onion volcano and fried rice heart. we have lost our way
its really fucked up that we keep making our public intellectuals defend the concept of leisure activities from first principles like once a month
Aparna Nair@disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 5d agoI am indeed a professor. I read ugh, theory. I read a lot of history; articles and books. Its because the stuff I read for work is so dark, and intense that I need something to change the gears. So hell yes, I read absolutely trashy romance novels, and I read smut. We can do it all, I believe.
hey sorry can someone with relevant experience and ideally a public health degree let me know if there have actually been significantly more food product recalls in the last year than average or if the normal number are just being made more visible
KTVU FOX 2@ktvufox2.bsky.social · 6d agoDreyer’s Grand Ice Cream is recalling several varieties of its fruit bars over concerns that they may be contaminated with glass.
the fact that john ossoff can kick off a two-day media cycle by saying that the president is uninterested in doing his job and is sleeping through meetings and traveling around with a young blonde, suggests that not enough of these guys are speaking plainly and effectively about these assholes
Apparently Lilly Wachowski does s tier alt text
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