The albums I think I've listened to the most: - The Velvet Underground And Nico - The Wedding Present - Seamonsters - The Beatles - Abbey Road - NOFX - Punk In Drublic - Neil Young - Harvest

New Music Jason@newmusicjason.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The albums I think I’ve listened to the most: - The Beatles - The Beatles - Lou Reed - Transformer - R.E.M - Green - Björk - Debut - Lupe Fiasco - Food & Liquor

Repost with your first crush

Sb@xtasbe.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Repost with your first crush

Repost with your first crush

Kate Bush: Intense 'Think' Expression

ALT: Kate Bush: Intense 'Think' Expression

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SHAR⭕️N@sharona.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Repost with your first crush

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live The Pogues Sex Pistols David Bowie NOFX Super Furry Animals Ned's Atomic Dustbin The Prodigy Squeeze Steely Dan Metallica

NOYJ@noyj.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’re seen live Sonic Youth Mr Bungle Secret Chiefs 3 Stereolab Deerhoof King Crimson Yes Danielson Famile Cardiacs Stars In Battledress

ME: (doing standup) what's the deal with airplane food AUDIENCE: *crickets* [later] GRASSHOPPER: how was the show CRICKET: oh man that guy was hilarious

Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like 1. Crème patissiere 2. Concrete 3. Trains 4. Aston Villa 5. Old racing cars 6. Terrible Christmas films 7. Marquee Moon 8. Ansel Adams 9. Boeuf Bourgignon 10. White Ladies (the cocktail)

Sb@xtasbe.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like 1. Aviation 2. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 3. Black forest gateau 4. Richard Ford 5. Bagpuss 6. Formula one 7. Ukiyo-e 8. Sun dried tomatoes 9. Whisky (/e) 10. Crystal Palace

Sausage and egg MacGuffin

Why does this AI shit look like David Walliams walking Alec Baldwin

Democrats@democrats.org · 2y ago

A parking ticket recipient writes

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #496,206!

Fucked around with Atticus Finch and found Scout

Sb@xtasbe.bsky.social · 2y ago

Fucked around in Slade Prison and found Grout

@nobodyaskedforthis.bsky.social I can't quite see something in this picture. I'll just zoom in OH NO IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO FOR NO REASON

I hear there was a secret ooze That turned four turtles into dudes

fredesque@fredtaming.bsky.social · 3y ago

[leonard cohen hallelujah voice] cowabunga

Young man-- there's no need to feel down I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek

Sb@xtasbe.bsky.social · 2y ago

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek

So you’re saying your father was too bold cc @anildash.com

Moss Elixir@sorryforlaughing.bsky.social · 2y ago

Kids should be learning about sex the way God intended, by renting Purple Rain on the sly & watching the first sex scene with Apollonia Kotero & OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE DAD WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO WALK INTO THE ROOM JUST NOW?

Men only want one thing and it’s to be bodily lifted, by the nostrils, by a sentient plume of aroma and carried in a reverie to a pie on a windowsill

And when I say I'm a Leo, I mean this type specifically

*knock on door* “Sir have you found Jesus?” Uh, no. Goodbye. *shuts door* *Jesus steps out from behind door with gun* Good answer

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- read this piece on why you shouldn't subscribe to things - by subscribing to this thing

Bit mists and mellow fruitfulness out there lads

Needed some random customer names for testing at work

Reintroduction thread Name: Robyn Pronouns: he/him Location: Kidderminster Passions: amazing wife and two (step) kids; music (playing and listening to). Derelict buildings.

When you’re getting indicted but your lawyer won’t stop beatboxing

This is brilliant but the kid does *not* appreciate it

Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky