Why am I single and the geek who tried to me involved with Herbalife and then got upset when he found out I was taking the piss out of him is getting married?
That ‘ape bearing its teeth’ grin Ricky Gervais does might be my least favourite thing about him
Something about this weird influencer couple that gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Aside from the naked Trumpery on display here, it’s comical for the Times to talk about “The Establishment” like that is not them, their mates and their bosses.
There is a hosepipe ban in Suffolk but golf courses are exempt for reasons. So this is a very natural consequence, since badgers need to dig to eat. And badgers are better citizens than golfers anyway.
Brynley Heaven@brynleyheaven.bsky.social · 16h agoBadgers "are being drawn to the watered greens". Umm, watering golf courses in Suffolk?
Stockholm Syndrome for arsehole employers is an English disease, reminded of the Louis Theroux scene with Jimmy Savile's old secretary solemnly guarding his old memorabilia. (probably they should actually turn that into a visitor centre so we have the British DJ paedophile Auschwitz)
Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 13h agoWhat an artful way of saying that Rod Liddle was prone to lies and bullshit in his copy. (From Krissi Murison’s Sunday Times piece reminiscing about editing him)
Hi, it's me, the protagonist of reality. Can you please take off your headphones and pay attention to me when you're out in public?
We need to have to have a reckoning with the fact that our media class is mostly just dull as fuck driving gloves Tory 65 year olds who think behaving like an insufferable cunt is cool and funny
Uh-oh! I seem to have offended a few snowflakes with this. 😅😂
Craig Ovens@ovenscomedy.bsky.social · 6d agoMy new animated series, Wooflers, will be on Brit Box later this week. CAUTION: if you're easily offended, you might want to sit this one out. These dogs are saying "cunt" and "fanny" and making all sorts of distasteful jokes about poor and vulnerable people! 😂😅
When you're so punk that you pose for dead rapist/trafficker Hugh Hefner's obsolete nonce rag.
I like how he's knocking another nations' food when he's a morbidly obese American shlub because American food has no nutritional value and everything they eat is full of deadly chemicals. youtube.com/shorts/-GSfD...
British People Describing Their Disgusting Food #UK #Shorts
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This is fully deranged. Columnists reference Nineteen Eighty-Four all the time but this is Brave New World-esque; sorting children definitively into categories before we’ve even tried to give them a better chance.
huh wonder why people are rebelling against this technology oh well guess we’ll never know
If Chase Infiniti and Tyriq Withers are no longer together I have no reason to live!
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2d agoChase Infiniti and Tyriq Withers have broken up, TMZ reports.
I had never heard about this so I googled it and the first news result is exactly as insufferable as I anticipated
Rich Burroughs@somewhattolerable.com · 2d agoJust read a review of Alley Cats so I watched the trailer and it looks incredibly bad lol.
Perhaps if your wife had left you, and you were distressed by how much the world has changed since you were young, perhaps then you'd understand why Ricky Gervais's Alley Cats is the best comedy series of the year.
Two more pictures from my Ricky Gervais's Alley Cats watch party. I guess it was a bit too offensive for the woke brigade!
if it hadn't already existed for 75 years, every single one of these economists would say the nhs was an impossible fantasy for babies that could never be a reality
Your dad's spent all day furiously replying to people who don't like the Ricky Gervais cat cartoon. You should check on him.
i dunno I think sometimes people just enjoy talking to like minded people. do you do this kind of shit with your friends offline
Corey Atad@coreyatad.com · 3mo agoi think, end of the day, the real problem with Bluesky is that most of its users are here *because* they want to be in a bubble. and they can tell themselves that it’s just about not being around Nazis it supporting Musk, and that’s part of it, but also there’s a palpable desire to be ensconced.
If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK.
