IT'S PIKACHU! *Reveals eggheaded loser Andreesen* GOD DAMNIT! ARRRRRRRR-

Yo Gabapentin@yogabapentin.bsky.social · 2h ago

Who could it be?

Finally watching the Fire Emblem Direct and holy hell there’s a whole turn-based RPG dungeon crawler? I’m in.

me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this

Astro Bot finally helped me understand those folks that complain about the battery life on a PS5 controller. It drains that sucker! Also, Void Challenges can go to hell.

Work day needs to end. I need to keep marching through Astro Bot.

This is akin to people referring to board games as "eurotrash" when most of the time they're complimenting a game. We should work to undo these genre names that to any normal outsider would sound negative.

Veerender Singh Jubbal@veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 2d ago

Actually hate term “friendslop” when referring to a game/genre; and it just shows your contempt/hate for games of that type if they dabble that sort of thing. Showcases how disingenuous you are in critique because I know you are not using term in complimentary manner. You use in a derogatory way.

I know I’m waaaay behind the curve here, but I finally started Astro Bot tonight and it’s such a wholesome, engaging, and downright cozy platformer.

God gave us microwave burritos knowing we would burn ourselves (free will) but also a quick healing roof of the mouth (Christ's salvation)

Holy shit the dumb anti-gay marriage people were right all along. They're marrying the dogs.

Office of Mayor Michelle Wu 吳弭@mayorwu.boston.gov · 5d ago

Now, any couple who gets married in City Hall can request a pet certificate upon uniting their household! 🐾 This certificate is dedicated to the shared commitment, love, nurture and proper cuddles our pets bring to our lives. Be sure to bring your pets to make the ceremony paw-fect.

Lucas Reilly did nothing wrong @realinfowars.bsky.social

INJECT THIS STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 6d ago

Vivek Ramaswamy is booed offstage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'

@bencollins.bsky.social You want someone absolutely built for this moment?

Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn@unburntwitch.com · 6d ago

anyway, time to apply to InfoWars, wish me luck lmao

When I die, I'd like to ask for Jared Moskowitz to be a pallbearer at my funeral. That way he can let me down one last time.

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · 6d ago

Six congressmen bought between $83,000 to $245,000 in SpaceX stock just before its IPO: -Jared Moskowitz -Gil Cisneros -Dan Meuser -John McGuire -William Timmons -John James Five serve on committees whose work impacts SpaceX's business. We must ban members of Congress from trading stock.

“Please don’t call us Microslop” Devs:

Tits McGee@scientits.bsky.social · 6d ago

Oh my God, this is not a drill - LinkedIn has added 'seems like AI slop' as an option on posts Genuinely thought it was a joke until I clicked on a few posts

Mr. Gorbachev, turn down for what

sigh, bust it out again

Thursday evenings have become something to look forward to with @realinfowars.bsky.social

This is taking me OUT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Good for Atari. Get that money.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 2w ago

Atari Makes Universal Movie Deal For 10 Iconic Game Properties -Asteroids -Adventure -Berzerk -Breakout -Centipede -Crystal Castles -Millipede -Missile Command -Pong -Yars’ Revenge deadline.com/2026/07/atar...

I hate mobile games as a business model, but SkyRoads would probably be a lucrative IP to revive as a mobile game in 2026. Even the original had seasonal content. Just sayin.

Please stop the noise I’m trying to get some rest From all the unborn chicken voices in my head

Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago

There’s plenty if you look at the NFL and it’s always an OL.

Brocktoon@brockt00n.bsky.social · 2w ago

What’s a good comp for this Argentina team having a beloved, transcendent, and cool star player but the literal entire rest of the roster is at minimum Very Annoying and majority is Gigantic Piece of Shit?

Roughly once a year I remember this click hole post, and then I laugh till I cry

Me, watching through binoculars:

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · 3w ago

He can’t make it make sense!

a literal car dealer trying to sanction another country for wildfire smoke really gets at the essence of climate politics

Jen Bendery@jbendery.bsky.social · 3w ago

NEW: Trump is now threatening to punish Canada for wildfire smoke blowing into the U.S., as a GOP senator intros a bill to sanction Canadian officials “responsible” for the fires driven by climate change. “Insane," says one leading Canadian enviro group. www.huffpost.com/entry/bernie...