can't remember the word for "so desperate to dunk that you lose the ability to recognize when someone is doing a bit" but the majority of the replies here are taking at face value the idea that this user is asking ChatGPT their own mom's name

Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate@bingus.ough.club · 10h ago

absolutely destroyed lmao

Funny how this keeps happening, verbatim, in every trans sports discussion.

"Ready Player Two movie is officially in the works"

BMW when Sony called with the idea: oh thank you kind sirs. we are but a struggling start-up desperate for funds. just trying to make cars that we hope people enjoy, good sirs. thank you for believing in us. of course we will advertise your fine film. to all our drivers

852dude@852dude.bsky.social · yesterday

This sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.

If SCREEN were to pass, you'd be required to scan your face and upload an ID to access this site because it allows "harmful" material. This affects you even if you don't care about sex work or porn.

404 Media@404media.co · yesterday

Mike Lee's SCREEN Act, which heads to Senate Commerce Committee for markup on Wednesday, would expand age verification requirements to a nearly limitless scope of websites, and is supported by the architects of Project 2025.

tgirl with low self-esteem that can only speak in Red vs Blue quotes finally coming out to their friends:

"saudi arabia owns EA" is going to be the headline you see basically everywhere for this one but "jared kushner is about to use EA as a vehicle for trump administration bribes" is equally relevant imo

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · yesterday

EA Announces Completion of Acquisition by PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners www.ea.com/news/ea-anno...

She says this while backing multiple bills that increase the surveillance state. Warren is signed on to KOSA, SCREEN, and others.

Elizabeth Warren@elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · yesterday

Abdul El-Sayed represents the leadership working families need. He's fighting to break the chokehold corporations have on our government—so people can afford to put food on the table and visit the doctor. Michigan, let's send this fighter to the Senate. Vote for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social!

world's greatest "ally" can't tolerate even the gentlest good faith ask to make things right from someone who was on good terms with him previously

Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️@trans.bsky.social · yesterday

wow, i was not expecting to be blocked by @kenjennings.bsky.social over this. We’ve previously interacted in friendly ways, so i reached out in good faith & not trying to drag him. I was giving the benefit of the doubt that maybe his transphobic behavior was unintended. really disappointing.

i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is

USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

this has been a vocal stim for the last month

sabrina 👍@sabrwitch.bsky.social · 2d ago

norman osborn after taking the serum that turns him into a crab: back te formuler?

The SCREEN Act is not just another age-verification bill — it goes much further than anything passed at the state-level or in other countries. 1. The bill doesn't just target porn sites. It goes after *any* site that allows material "harmful" to minors. You'd have to scan your face to use Google.

i am haunted daily by nobody believes you bisexual IKEA couch

norman osborn after taking the serum that turns him into a crab: back te formuler?

upset bc i think it's time to sell my Index full kit before it really loses all value. i don't even really use the headset much anymore but i've been using the knuckle controllers with my Quest 2 for a hot minute and i dunno that any VR controller will ever come close to the same comfort again

This will be the US if the SCREEN Act passes. Call your Senators before August 5 and tell them that you oppose the SCREEN Act, KOSA, and the KIDS Act. Use the official lookup tool at www.senate.gov/senators/sen... to find yours by state.

do they even make mini fridges that aren't over engineered to cater towards people who drink copious amounts of soda in cans or are the days of 3 shelves and a small freezer just dead now

All-timer Ordinary Sausage clip

Ruby the Lil' Buddy@rubyraspberry.bsky.social · 6d ago

My favorite is when he put a menthol sausage on the grill and it cuts from his jolly demeanor to him choking on its fumes

Throwback to when I wrote a complete dubbing script for the original Godzilla when I was 16 and then acted it out using the text-to-speech engine used for BonziBuddy and Google Translate.

pauline value-added consumer incentive@spacehunterm.bsky.social · last wk.

i want to switch from plex to jellyfin really really badly but jesus fucking christ is jellyfin's metadata/title parser(s?) absolute dog shit

finally learning to make music the REAL old fashioned way: with a Mac from 1987 and a tapedeck that sounds Like This

steam frame in the next 30 minutes. crazy

sabrina 👍@sabrwitch.bsky.social · last wk.

you're never gonna believe this