I’m spinning a cheese curd pineapple sweet onion and prosciutto calzone around in my head, and I gotta say, Jerry… yes.
J. Frank "Ham" Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków)
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Freelance librarian/artist/Simmer/new wave thembo/connoisseur of fine Macintoshes/Oregonian/snarkout boy. 🐏 = RAM = random access memories. Banner by Michael Green. Gowns by Adrian. 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ☭ 🤠
All my most fascist PE teachers are dead, which is why they need to make a version of 😕 that flips the mouth upside down
Gene Rayburn@generayburn.com · 36m agoIt's funny looking at your high school yearbook at this age and realizing most of the faculty are dead.
This jagoff included Enchanted Forest in this video because of some bad Yelp reviews, which are mostly to the tune of “This theme park in the Oregon woods was WET” or “I saw somebody else’s kid shit in a bush!” or “my son’s corn dog rolled off a picnic table! Zero stars!”
I Went to the Worst Theme Parks in America
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Stacey won’t meow on camera anymore, so believe me when I say she sounds exactly like The Cheat when he uses full sentences
Back when SoulSeek was a place where you could make friends, I scored mp3s of the Sleep Convention LP by asking nicely. This is one of my favorite songs and I’d been looking for a good quality rip for my iPod for about five years.
Vintage Obscura Radio@vintageobscura.net · 3h agoTrees :: “Delta Sleep” [Los Angeles, CA, U.S.; New Wave/Power Pop, from *Sleep Convention* (1982)] https://redd.it/1iy1fru https://youtu.be/8Segrj_31ZY
Went out with my son tonight to see his favorite movie, about a bunch of coworkers who have to leave a networking event in a hurry and take public transit, which turns out to be more complicated than they had hoped.
Pel Mel - "Shoes Should Fit" [Australia, Post-Punk] (1982) https://redd.it/5vvl26 https://youtu.be/PFGH9JychL8
Pel Mel - "Shoes Should Fit" [Australia, Post-Punk] (1982)
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We already had free art for people who are broke or bad at designing things, it's called the PUBLIC DOMAIN
I have a bad habit of assuming that all my 100% unsearchable social medialess friends from the past are right wing maniacs now. Seems like an excuse I made up because I am a dogshit friend-haver, but then again it happened to my first crush from high school so idk
Cookie Monster stood at the railing, fighting to catch his breath. That little guy had put up one hell of a fight. He leaned over and looked down. It was easily a hundred foot drop, but he couldn’t shake the paranoia. He had to go down there and make sure Elmo was really dead.
What a coincidence! The resolution to condemn DSA moves forward by just a single vote. Two Democrats voted for it, the exact number the Republicans needed to get it through! The Republicans sure are lucky!
This greeting has become part of his morning routine. Cute meows!
He was a lot more relaxed when he was younger
September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
"Now let's do a silly one!"—Michaelangelo to David before handing him tiny pair of sunglasses for his penis
this is probably my all-time most used reaction image, stolen directly from one of their posts, the da vinki twins are real ones
There’s only one kind of rump I want to see on Bluesky and it’s robot.
it's so fucking funny to me that quoting one of Garfield's recurring one-liners ("x should be dragged out into the street & shot") would get u suspended for saying it on Bsky
This doesn’t look too far off aesthetically from my own dream business, except there is no AI at Therapeutic Computing, not even close.
gamera obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social · 2d agoAI finally has the physical retail presence it deserves, a strip-mall RadioShack where you can go ask a guy named Jim how to get ChatGPT to draw the tits bigger.
The kids in this comic are precisely my age and the fidelity to teenage life in the early 2000s is _eerie_. I knew these characters. The depiction of casual early ‘00s homophobia and body shame is excruciating if you remember it firsthand. Of course I highly highly recommend it!
S E Case@secase.bsky.social · 2mo agohello everyone. The kickstarter for Rigsby WI Volume 3: Flux will launch in the fall. I will be a few pages from Flux every day in this thread, in the hopes that someone will see it and think "hey that's cool" You can also read the entire series FOR FREE at rigsbywi.com
AI finally has the physical retail presence it deserves, a strip-mall RadioShack where you can go ask a guy named Jim how to get ChatGPT to draw the tits bigger.
Hey I'm not actually done talking about Dolly Parton. 🧵 Specifically I want to talk about her album 9 to 5 and Odd Jobs, released in 1980 (not the soundtrack to the film 9 to 5, that's a different thing). The whole album is about work, with most of the songs focused on a different type of worker.