Sarcazmos

@sarcazmos.bsky.social

The real root of the male loneliness crisis is the fact that we have over a hundred songs about Xmas. Thousands of songs about girlfriends. But only a single song about the boys being back in town.

i've been trying to figure out exactly why the world cup is making all of bluesky insane and i thinj it's a confluence of our sports posters working territory outside their usual lane and our politics posters being deeply, deeply underwater

The definition of a true fan:
You'd rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly."the ball knowing curve" ranging from unconsciously incompetent to unconsciously competent, with median american politics posters and median american sports enjoyers way to the left

you cannot possibly believe that by playing in a world cup game he will instantly become just as corrupt as this administration and fifa. there's no way you believe this. i don't even know you but i believe your brain knows enough numbers between 0 and 100 to know that isn't true.

Andrew Dickson@andrewdickson.bsky.social · 3mo ago

But if the player takes advantage of the corruption and plays in a game he knows he shouldn’t be playing in, he becomes as corrupt as the rest of them.

It's strange to see which World Cup news hit the non-sports side of lib bluesky because what do you mean US govt sabotaging the Iranian world cup team didn't reach them but a 5th red card being overturned arbitrarily by FIFA did?

The people who are up in arms about this are hilarious. I've been following the USMNT for a decade and a half and we have been consistently punished for being more professional and less willing to bribe referees. I don't like the corruption but let's not pretend anyone is desecrating FIFA ffs

Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW@johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Our unwillingness to engage in flagrant corruption and unprofessional play has historically been one of our big world cup weak spots. So great news everyone

One of the most frustrating parts of Donald Trump is his ability to take any moment, anywhere and make it about Donald Trump. I’m sick of thinking about this fucking guy.

everyone, correctly: “Trump lies all the time about everything” also everyone, right now: “Trump is absolutely not lying about this” I mean it’s definitely possible he did but come on