glimpse into a fucked up alternate universe where undertale came out in chapters

the church of jesus christ of latter day saints had to absolutely flood this ecosystem with full-coverage pointy white chicks doing weak fortnite emotes to make sure it'd wind up being Scab Vine

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 19h ago

Disney and TikTok have announced a new partnership that will bring select Disney fan-made TikTok videos to Disney+. As part of the initiative, creators who opt in will receive access to official Disney assets, with their videos featured on both TikTok and Disney+.

Multiple bands and musicians I like are coming in my area in the next few months but I’m too disabled to see a show…

this bit from the latest deltarune newsletter honestly does a stunningly good job of explaining why I felt like experiencing Homestuck as it came out was the ideal way to do so and why it will never be the same again

"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."

he's totally gonna do what mother 3 did with the lengths of chapter 6 and chapter 7 huh

The modern Republican Party has completed its transformation into antebellum Democrats. A party of insane white supremacist aristocrats supported by broke rubes who can feel superior about the circumstances of their birth and nothing more. No merit top to bottom

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 11h ago

LOMBARDO: So I know the pastor spoke about Officer Abdelnabi-- TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo* LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently

"Cool dude, see you in discovery!" is the obvious UNO Reverse card to Trump's attempts to bully organizations by suing them for a trillion dollars. It's a massive indictment of the US system that one after another institutions and major organizations settled and paid bribes rather than play it.

Graham Lanktree@glanktree.bsky.social · 10h ago

President Donald Trump is seeking to stave off a court order that requires him to begin giving the BBC financial details on his business empire by Thursday in connection with a defamation lawsuit he is pressing against the network. www.politico.com/news/2026/08...

"SpaceX remains its own biggest customer. There just aren’t enough other people who want its rockets. And, I dunno, maybe if the rockets were a primary focus of the company, SpaceX wouldn’t be in danger of blasting a new crater into the Moon with its space trash." Read more: buff.ly/d9lBTQN

Grading culture is a symptom of something very rotten in the modern consumer economy. There's been a sort of double-move where the once-niche economy of collecting culture has expanded to swallow up more and more while collecting culture itself has kind of evaporated.

Your Canadian Girlfriend@yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 2d ago

Why? Why must everything we enjoy be sealed up with a "grade"? I get baseball cards being put in plastic because you can still enjoy both sides of the card. But a Blu-ray?

"Ready Player Two movie is officially in the works"

Ooooh, Fiend Folio Reloaded just came out! The biggest Binding Of Isaac mod - this version has been in the works for a couple years now. 700+ monsters, 30+ bosses The previous version was a native mod, but this new version requires the Repentogon script extender. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...

Fiend Folio: Reloaded Update Trailer

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COME ON, MAN 💀

RT to scare a speculative collector

Your Canadian Girlfriend@yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 2d ago

Why? Why must everything we enjoy be sealed up with a "grade"? I get baseball cards being put in plastic because you can still enjoy both sides of the card. But a Blu-ray?

it is baffling to me that for 15-20 years we have known that authenticity sells and now everyone including small video creators are farming out their production process to the generic-ass-robot-output production machine just absolutely self defeating nonsense behavior

if you're using AI to make your videos why the fuck would i watch your videos? and i'm not even saying that from an anti-AI standpoint (although yes fuck AI), i'm saying it from a "there are 2350820 other channels also putting out generic-ass personalityless drivel i could watch instead" standpoint

Brooke Rollins was touting Trump’s “historic” biofuel policy when the crowd failed to react as expected. So she suggested the announcement was “due for another applause.” Within minutes, the internet delivered its verdict: “Please clap” is back. #BrookeRollins #JebBush #MAGA

Trump’s Agriculture Secretary Expected Applause—Her Awkward Request Instantly Revived a Brutal GOP Meme

Brooke Rollins arrived at Minnesota Farmfest with what should have been an easy audience. The agriculture secretary was speaking to farmers about record federal support for biofuels—a policy design…

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"saudi arabia owns EA" is going to be the headline you see basically everywhere for this one but "jared kushner is about to use EA as a vehicle for trump administration bribes" is equally relevant imo

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · yesterday

EA Announces Completion of Acquisition by PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners www.ea.com/news/ea-anno...

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

more people need to view "AI" as a dismantling of society by a handful of super wealthy pedophiles

San Antonio Express-News@expressnews.com · yesterday

KRIS 6 employees are slated to be laid off amid Scripps' plan to boost core profits by shifting toward an AI-powered newsroom model.

Moral Orel’s use of Mountain Goats songs. Numb opening with the first half of No Children and closing with the second half is prime AMV stuff. (Old College Try’s a better song though shh)

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · yesterday

Name your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.

Okay but why is Meshy (generative AI slop model maker) roasting my assets 🥲

If we could ask a quick favour of any Yarn Spinner user, it would be for those who have purchased YS+ to leave a review. Less than 1% of purchases have left a review. Y'all game devs know how much reviews make a difference, and tools are no different. Help us stand out among AI-coded slop 🙏

this is gonna make me cry laughing. 137 year old company still treats Americans like idiots the good old fashioned way

Maxime@monogon.bsky.social · 2d ago

They still do, at least Nintendo of America does. If you watch a UK Nintendo Direct you'll see that they just say "game" instead of "the [game] game" like in the US. Which means that they make the narrator record two versions of the same line every time he mentions the name of a Nintendo game.

i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is

USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

A Black trans teen was shot and killed in Florida. Almost no one reported it. Police misgendered Jayla McGee, local media overlooked her homicide, and her community was left to make sure she was not erased. www.advocate.com/new... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

A Black trans teen was shot and killed in Florida. Almost no one reported it

Police misgendered Jayla McGee, local media overlooked her homicide, and her community was left to make sure she was not erased.

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"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury

Yes. Yes yes yes. Much deserved. Still my favorite Mountain Goats album At the risk of making J.D. blush, here's the blurb I wrote about TALLAHASSEE (2002) for my old blog's ranking of '00s tMG albums:

the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2d ago

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

In Gaza, the night is not lit by electricity, but explosions. Iman is trying to shield her children from this terror, and asks for any support we can offer to help her family survive. Donate vv tinyurl.com/Help-Iman And please, share ❤️