Scorp

@scorpiel.bsky.social

Any/All - 18+ Slimeboy Extraordinaire & Squirrel Enjoyer

customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop

Bild

outed as a therian to the adventuring party because they asked me to magehand and a giant cartoon paw manifested

Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown.

The cast of Tommy Lee Wallace's IT miniseries (1990)

Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo

Dolly Parton was incredibly cruel to me and me alone. She said she simply needed an outlet and I was that outlet, and she’d even apologize after hiding dead fish in my apartment or selling my identity to hackers. I’d never say it at the time but it was the honor of a lifetime

doug ford is fucking scum but maybe we could capture and unleash him on america in some kind of weapon x-type program. just dump him across the border and let him go wild on upstate new york with adamantium claws