it's time to shake off the manacles of civilization and give way to our animal instincts (rolling around in the grass then taking a five hour nap)
every time i think magic has reached a new low it manages to surpass it
Paige, TheMaverickGirl@themaverickgirl.bsky.social · 2h agoWhat the fuck is this
🍃the eternal problem of fighting games is that they are insanely, insanely easy. you just beat up the other guy. and that's where the trouble lies because your opponent is trying to do the same thing to you. and that's what makes them so damn hard.... -the game philosopher (me)
really glad we've got clarity with all this new guidance in the uk but um. like. hypothetically speaking. what are you meant to do if you forgot what sex they assigned you at birth. it was like a really really long time ago and everything,
oh my god guys this is so embarrassing but is 'female' the boy one or the girl one
i'm under the impression that the spacex chunk hitting the moon is accidental which, if true, is a genuinely impressive failure in as in the context of how large space is, statistically, the moon arguably does not exist
[person who’s on here 18 hours a day and has detailed knowledge of internecine drama]: it’s so sad to hear about Hank Green
just went to the village of saint-louis-du-ha!-ha! and everyone was laughing at you in a really stereotypical quebecois accent
when i’m in charge i’m gonna ban, permanently, screencapping a single loaded out of context claim from a much larger political article and then getting everyone to do a full day of discourse over it
So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary
say what you want about aes but its weird american left-liberalism (and yes, aes absolutely counts, sorry) continues the trend of american left-liberal politicians having three-letter initialisms
I taught myself programming as a 13-year-old to make Minecraft mods. My dad works in construction, my mother in childcare. "Computer class" at school included "how to use Word 2008" I did this myself. I can't help but wonder if a more restricted internet would ever allow for such self-development.
it's not for Old People, millennials aren't really Old per se, but it's for people who aren't young enough to be With It and aren't old enough to have processed the fact that they are no longer With It. as an autistic I was never With It of course, dodging the issue
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realizing I am judging every participant in the Nolan-Wilson Odyssey discourse according to whether they are fulfilling their chosen social role (doing it correctly: Wilson, Nolan, JCO)
i'm sorry but i refuse to concede that the concept of fun is "spiritually israeli" or whatever tf this nonsense is
Current Affairs@currentaffairs.bsky.social · 2d ago
ive been watching a lot of tech videos recently and ive noticed that "doomscrolling" has apparently turned into a kind of buzzword that people are using to refer to general social media/phone addiction, which is not super surprising, but i keep noticing it
it's so dope how things are always either black or white and there's nothing in between
yup. unrestricted internet access is what allowed me to learn who i am, while being stuck in an environment that was extremely hostile to the idea. its also what made me who i am, in a way, and i don’t have a single regret about it either. it’s what saved me from becoming a bigoted idiot, really.
aegisiondure @equalnotequals.com · 16h agothis isn't very popular to say, but for me personally, it was good that i had unrestricted internet access when i was a minor. i was aware of what i was doing and enjoyed it. i don't look back on it and go "well that was a mistake", i look back on it and wish i could do it for the first time again
bluesky users love to announce that they don't know who jelly roll is
if you're on windows you should open device manager and uninstall your cpu go do it now #bskytips
Feditips@feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 17h agoif you're on windows and just have like realtek audio or something you should uninstall the realtek driver and just use the generic windows hd audio drivers #feditips
computers are great because you can be like hi computer why did the program crash and computer will be like oh yea it crashed due to 6