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@siberianpine.bsky.social
anarcho-junglism they/them @yoghurt on upscrolled
this guy comes up to you on the street and asks you what happened to the big, bloody, male-coded literary novel and to the men who used to read and write them, wyd
you can tell just how imported the culture war lines are because the reality is that white britain is one of the most secular demographics on earth.
elle hardy@ellehardy.bsky.social · 21h agoPlease don’t start me again on the median expression of Christianity in England being a west African Pentecostal church in south London which most of these people would find as alien as a mosque www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
Well, unless you want to become basically Britain, where we’re stuck e.g. screaming about the evil leftists persecuting the unprosecuted state criminals of 50+ years ago as a way of distracting from the war crimes of ten years ago.
Patrick Wyman@patrickwyman.bsky.social · 23h agoThere is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!
"biological reality" followed by a series of hedge words is so fuckin funny man
Jordan@jordanpfot.bsky.social · yesterday👎
Has anyone ever been so insecure about such a total victory
Mark Thompson@markreckons.bsky.social · 2d agoWhy on earth does this BBC piece on Burnham telling an interviewer the UK security services confirmed Russian interference in the Brexit referendum require a response from a pro Brexit pressure group? It's literally our Prime Minister telling us about election security. It's nothing to do with them.
so you're saying we can destroy Man City AND the British AI industry in one move???
Premier League News@plnews.bsky.social · 2w agoUAE warns Andy Burnham it may pull billions in investment for the UK's proposed Oxford-Cambridge tech hub—dubbed the UK's Silicon Valley—in retaliation over Manchester City's guilty verdict, per The Telegraph.
Britain is a country perpetually furious at what it's *actually* good and throwing its toys out the pram because it's not the big muscly men hitting things with hammers country. Cultural exports, universities, Warhammer and weed, that's all we should be focusing our economy on.
M a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧@marcusjdl.bsky.social · 3d agoDestroying one of the UKs most successful sectors just to be racist.
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
Mike (They/Them) 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🏴@mxmike.co.uk · 2d agoBethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
The gap in my resume? Thats where Jesus carried me
Had to go and look because I was so sure this had to be some sort of weird prank
👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 3d agoyeah man, no way this will go wrong
ALPHA INFLUENCER (has rabies): i'm not "afraid" of water ok, it's not a phobia, understand? i refuse ok, unlike most people, to let water scare me. "but without water i'll die!" says who? Dasani? stop being Evian's bitch! see this? healthy male mouths naturally produce a nutritious, hydrating foam
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
Well I spent time making it so I might as well post it lol
Spooky SazCaz@sazcaz.bsky.social · 3d agoThe response she gave has some perfect Navy Seal copypasta energy too, I can feel it "You have beclowned yourself" what the fuck shakespeare?
"glug glug glug" - horse I led to water. Idk what your problem is
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
The laffer curve is just a sawtooth
Jake Grumbach@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 4d agoNew working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854
sell disney stocks now. sell everything. take out every last dollar in cash and stuff it under your mattress it is OVER
Star Wars Explained@starwarsexplained.com · 4d agoOooh some variant covers for the Marvel crossover next year
Fuckin love John McGinn man, what a little shit he is
what are range eggs and why are they always giving them away for free on the side of the road
So I've seen that recent post about the way Aya Kusube drew Gengar and Haunter in 1999, and I fell in love with the style. So I wanted to try to replicate the artstyle with this little Pokemon illustration! Boo.
LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?
(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
