I have had a mysterious docx file sitting on my desktop for years and today I finally overcame the adhd enough to install a program to open it and it turned out it was client info for someone that moved away 5 years ago. glad it took me so long to figure that out, thanks brain

TW: Suicide If you tell people you have SI, many are likely to suggest you call 988 or text the suicide lifeline. These are good resources *if you need to be kept physically safe;* they are not as helpful if your ideations are passive. Allow me to share some things that have helped me. /1

Unless you are specifically at a dog park or some other place designated for off leash dogs, your dog should always be on a leash no matter how good they are. Other good dogs can register an unleashed dog as a threat and become reactive. Your dog and community are safer if everyone uses a leash!

Riley Bruce@rileybruce.bsky.social · 5d ago

What’s a thing from your area of expertise (or special interest) that you think it would behoove everyone else to know?

Thinking, as I often do, about this tumblr post

👁️🍄🪸@bloomfilters.plus · last wk.

watching cis people repeatedly fail to find a way to counter the conservatives' emphasis on sex and thus watch them hopelessly struggle as conservatives bring back extremely invasive "sex testing" and defund or destroy women's organizations and social spaces is so. wow lol

I love socialism, and to a much lesser extent, socialists.

baby culture tells of a legendary hero, The One Whose Nose Cannot Be Gotten

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

I just found out I can be a Canadian citizen bc all my grandparents were Canadian. Idk what to do with this info. do you think all my clients would move to Canada with me so i can keep my job

you're in her DMs, i'm in her death note; we are not t

I have imposter syndrome’d myself out of a lot of jobs and hobbies and I just realized that I’ve had my pet sitting business for 2x as long as ive ever anything else. My brain goblins love to tell me I’m shit at things and they simply cannot win when dogs are constantly happy to see me!!!!

*godfather voice, to my cats* you wake me up before my alarm on this, the day of my colonoscopy?

honestly all the bullshit has radicalised me. i am now a trans sports maximalist. if lebron james transitions and dominates the WNBA for 20,000 years? i don't give a shit. fuck you

here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?

sometimes a bit gets stuck in my head and i have to post it out of there, but the character limit gets in the way

why has science not yet figured out a way to remove the caffeine from my body. it’s very simple: when I drank it, I needed it to live, and now, I need it gone before it kills me

Running up and down the block and high fiving my neighbours, chanting 9:30 Bedtime 9:30 Bedtime

me: I'm going to build a time machine him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs

I am always shocked when someone my age has adult children. What do you mean your son is going to college, we are 16. Now do you want to try to win Evanescence tickets off the radio or not?

Crafting is adult arts and crafts except now I cry when it doesn’t work

say what you will about the internet, but it’s undeniably the best way to find new stupid stuff to be insane about every day

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

i was cooking when i bought a $10 led light strip at the grocery store to make my homemade air filter kick ass

honestly, in bits here

Just saw your man mixed in with a trash mob. Saw your man and he doesnt even have a top of screen health bar

I see we are back to debating the humanity of people who live in red states and rural areas. My friends. This is not the path to justice. Doing a reverse fascism for our reasons is still a fascism. The people you are punishing are not the people making decisions. We take care of each other.

my odyssey hot take is they should have cast jason mantzoukas. now THATS a guy who’d dress up like a sheep

I have the best coworkers in the world (a small dog who thinks he needs to protect me from the vet)

𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭: Discard your current topic and shuffle it back into the 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 deck, then draw a new card. Until your next draw phase, this card is your only permitted topic of speech or thought.