Simon Love
@simonloverules.bsky.social
New album “THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)” out now on Hurrah Musica "Knowingly ridiculous, but tightly executed" https://linktr.ee/SimonLoveRules
I don't dunk on people but the dude saying 'If you hate AI, could you get through a working day if it all went away tomorrow?!'is testing my resolve on that so much. I don't use your dogshit thief machine incompetence tech, Sparkie. I fucking work for a living.
we don’t execute people here in the UK, that’s true, but I think here we can make an exception
Gemma Clark 🧿🕯️@gemmaclark.bsky.social · 8h agoAndrew Tate’s lawyer is claiming they will be executed in the U.K. Unfortunately MAGAs will believe anything so just to be really clear, there is no such thing as the death penalty in the U.K. and there hasn’t been for many decades.
I wonder how many delicious rotisserie chickens are in there?
Men: I like women to have a more natural make up look Me: well, I want to look like the cover of His n Hers
They are celebrating the death of Emperor Palpatine on Bluesky, and it’s even worse than you think The ‘Be Kind’ mob betrays its true nature with torrents of hate – and even the dead aren’t safe
Awake from a dream where Ian Brown was living with John Carpenter
Awake from a dream about Halloween. A delivery driver threw thing of syrup through the front door at me.
![Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad brings in a shambolic man wearing sunglasses and also rendered with little ears. Arthur's dad says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is [redacted]. Arthur is shaken to his core.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e72cwu7fen37hzzzhwy6mkxp/bafkreidwcbwyxe7da62scgftghy4l7oiml5l2v6w2yja556zehimvfoxwy)
Now that is a double bill, friends. I'm fairly sure Neil Morrissey is in both too.
The shark is played by Ron and Russell Mael. JAWS 5: SHPARKS
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
Why am I only hearing about this sequel to “The Wicker Man” now because the director has died?
RIP Jim Krut AKA "Helicopter Zombie" in George A Romero's Dawn Of The Dead, possibly the greatest wig reveal in cinema history youtu.be/P2c7ULLdaoY?...
Helicopter zombie (Dawn of the Dead - 1978)
YouTube video by Empire State Studios
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If you can’t think of anything nice to say, I believe there’s a vacancy at The Spectator.
We're already at the second @thisistheloves.bsky.social album on my Substack thing with "XS AND OS" One of my favourite songs of mine. Please read all about it at the link below...
Imagine the verbal gymnastics when Clarkson’s penis pump finally backfires
Andrew Male@andrewmale.bsky.social · 2d agoA great day for anyone playing Obituary Euphemism Bingo. 66. “Provocative” 14: “Uncompromising” 21: “No topic off limits” 10: “One-of-a-kind” 28: “Led life to the full”.
My dog caught leprosy from food bought on eBay, please donate
“XS AND OS” also has my favourite video feat. @thatdanielleward.bsky.social youtu.be/4d6Xt-eSzH0?...
The Loves - Xs And Os
YouTube video by Ryan Eddleston
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Simon Love@simonloverules.bsky.social · 2d agoWe're already at the second @thisistheloves.bsky.social album on my Substack thing with "XS AND OS" One of my favourite songs of mine. Please read all about it at the link below...