Apparently Boots Theory is in the discourse again and I just want to say my pair of really good hiking boots which cost me 50 dollars have now outlasted about 3 pairs of 15 dollar shoes despite me doing far heavier labour in them p. regularly so like. no its just true. its just unironically true.
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Due to popular request... the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 2.0 (Kiwi edition)
Please please please.. we need the Kiwi
I do think that if a puppeteer took an armed muppet to a political press conference, the secret service would wrestle the muppet to the ground and leave the puppeteer standing.
Okay we all have criticism for the hegemonic goliath that is American culture but one thing that I love is the continued practice of treating the Muppets, including the denizens of Sesame Street, as if they are real, living entities. I dunno I think it's a charming bit of collective whimsy.
I want to get one of those dog tag style rosaries not because I'm a virulent reactionary but because I think it would be sick as shit to use that in a cosplay or something for my own characters
It's so fun how out of touch some people are, every job I've held in the last two years would actively be made worse and harder to do if they required AI. I cannot be paying attention to anything but a speaker, I can't be prompting shit, I transcribe for my day-job after all.
Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
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I will beat on my "HP Lovecraft's main source of horror is not the unknown, but your own sense of superiority being challenged and accepting that is fundamental to understanding why his work is almost unsalvagable" drum until I die I think
And not just physics; biology, mechanics, medicine, early human evolution, archaeology, the entire world was completely changing. Man's place in the sun went from a master of a vast domain to a tiny speck in a cold universe, everything we learned made the world so much less explained.
Someone at Cave Naming Meeting had one hell of a basket phobia, huh?
10,500 years old woven basket found in the Cave of Horrors, near the Dead Sea. It's the oldest intact woven basket ever found in the world. Original post
Please help Emma if you can---being slapped with an extra bill during recovery really fucking sucks.
My surgery has gone smoothly, however I've been hit with an unexpected surcharge of 1.3k above the highest prior estimate. It really sucks to be in financial straits while in recovery, so I'm reopening my fundraiser. Please help if you can gofund.me/2bd9ebd3a
working on something my priest would be so so so disappointed by if i still went to church
New from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...
ONE TERMINYATOR DOWN! FIVE MORE TO GO (This one is getting touched up later and the nose color may change)
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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my hot take is we havent needed an Odyssey adaptation movie ever since the perfect one came out
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the wikipedia article "Official Cantonese translations of English names for British officials" has a fairly long section about how one english governor got his name translated to toilet bowl and this motivated setting up a translation service for names
to throw my take in the ring: lol emily wilsons review is absolutely tame compared to the shit academics regularly say about movies in their field have you ever heard someone get mad about something they love being misrepresented in the public?
*standing up on the plane* ok you Protestant fucks prepare to get scared because I’m about to tell you what’s real. Hail Holy Queen our light our sweetness and our hopes. To Thee to we cry, poor banished children of Eve; to Thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale of tears. Tu
*standing up on the plane* okay i'm gonna read "america" by allen ginsberg. don't worry i'm not gonna do the n word part. okay. america i've given you all and now i'm nothing. america two dollars and twentyseven cents january 17, 1956. i can't stand my own mind. america when will we end the hu
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.
lmao no it is not. It just isn't. It is fully within the norm for a negative review where the writer feels strongly. This is Roger Ebert.
People don't seem to want to admit that "I would be ashamed to have written any part of this" is shockingly harsh language for the average film review. She's within her rights to say it, and she knew exactly the response she would get for it, but it's definitely an eyebrow-raiser
It's crazy how West Coast butter is a different shape from East Coast butter.
cashier today told me he knew me from twitter and said him and his partner still use “the butter’s penthouse” 😭