New OoT Link design:

Every time someone complains that genres use descriptive instead of prescriptive language I personally make one genre more annoying. Map game now means both modern Ubisoft title, and Crusader Kings. Good job.

Garrett Martin@garrettmartin.bsky.social · 4d ago

wrote something for Gamespot's "Metroidvania" week www.gamespot.com/articles/let...

call me the lara croft of posting the way i'm cooking on my phone

I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:

lincoln carpenter@lincolnhello.bsky.social · last wk.

"'Where'd EA go? It's been purchased. So we didn't have a wall there,' Adams said. 'Could have had a wall. Didn't have a wall. Many such cases.'"

Only a matter of time until Magic the Gathering makes an mpreg 9/11 Sonic the Hedgehog card

Same with the Duke

Imran Khan@imrankhan.bsky.social · last wk.

The N64 controller is a six-button controller with a layout similar to the Saturn six-button.

NoJ employee "Bobby Twice" is listed in the credits of Super Mario Galaxy. "There was someone at Nintendo we named 'Bobby Twice.' This was because he said everything twice. He was not very good at his job, but we kept him because he amused us," stated Yoshiaki Koizumi.

NoJ employee "Bobby Twice" is listed in the credits of Super Mario Galaxy. "There was someone at Nintendo we named 'Bobby Twice.' This was because he said everything twice. He was not very good at his job, but we kept him because he amused us," stated Yoshiaki Koizumi.

This is a very good thing if you want the experience of sitting next to one of my buds on a bus driving from Tucson to Vegas... As an audio experience.

The Super Switch Club: A Nintendo Podcast!@superswitchclub.bsky.social · last wk.

In case you're bored waiting for that next DKC episode (currently in the editing process) you can listen to 8 hours of Skelly @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social playing #DesertBus for the #SegaCD! open.spotify.com/episode/3pn5...

customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop

actually genuinely fucked up that the metal gear solid master collection doesnt lock up your entire computer and force fullscreen snake smoking dot mp4 while mgs4 is downloading

Motherfucker there's like maybe a hundred words in this thing and (with emphasis) they literally already translated it to English over a decade ago I really don't wanna be a modern video game doomer, but on the other hand dude they even got the fuckin shmups, this shit kinda doomed

MewJAM@mewjam.bsky.social · 2w ago

Put this fucker in Shin Megami Tensei

caffeine has no negative effects and can’t hurt you if you’re pure of heart

When a great game is cheap and you gift it to a friend on Steam that’s what I call “Good Rats”

Legendary Tales

criterion closet but for video games (its one ikea shelf with every xbox 360 game on it and everyone they invite looks at it and their first reaction is like a wary "oh...")

I wore my @skeletonhousebrett.bsky.social t-shirt out for the first time today. Did I get any compliments? No. Did I get told I look like a shit version of if Thanos and The Punisher had a baby? Yes.

Me talking to the reporter in Michigan: Report From Hell

headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · 3w ago

you are the one who will open the door

Gonna make a game called Focus, M, where you play as the person on the other side of the comms guiding the hero, but the hero is a dumbass who's barely paying attention to the game, and Wait I'm literally just describing Lifeline

Operation Doomsday Take Me to Your Leader Vaudeville Villain VV:2 Mm...Food Born Like This Madvillainy Special Herbs + Spices Volume 1 The Mouse and the Mask Key to the Kuffs NehruvianDoom Czarface Meets Metal Face Super What? Live from Planet X Expektoration

IGN@ign.com · 3w ago

Ready for your Avengers Doomsday homework? Marvel has released a watchlist of 15 movies and TV shows you should watch before December 18 rolls around. https://bit.ly/3UmhwmS

PC Gamer@pcgamer.com · 3w ago

It's like going from 60Hz to 120Hz. There is no coming back for me 🫡 #pcgamer #pcgaming #ultrawide

Just read a post that said 'Warren Spector deserves more respect,' which I think is true in the abstract, but it also reminded me of this IGN quote that I love

The one good thing about Palmer Luckey is that he obsessively searches his name across the internet, so if you call him a soulless weasel dipshit fucking dweeb-ass loser somewhere online he'll probably read it.

if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods

Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️@msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 4w ago

this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes

Great news everyone, I thought I would have to make a phone call and talk to a human being, but instead just had to send an email. #blessed

you'd think quakerism and doomerism would be more closely related. but no

You can't tell me this isn't a noise rock 3-piece that released 2 10/10 albums back to back in 2004 and 2005 and then disappeared off the face of the planet

alyssa mercante@alyssamerc.bsky.social · 4w ago

You’re welcome

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*