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Engineer, Aggie, Father, Husband in varying order throughout the day. H-Town adjacent, hater of humidity. Skeets are not financial advice.
Paid for my wife's parking permit today so she can go to work
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Your first mistake was hosting 45 people.
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 8h agoordering Domino’s and then blaming ChatGPT when nobody wants it
Everything I know about Sophie Cunningham, I've learned against my will.
Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · yesterdaySpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
I can't fathom becoming the kind of person that proudly declares "I'm not smart enough to do stuff on my own, so I let the computer make all the decisions for me"
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterdayGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
This is like asking "what would you do if crack disappeared tomorrow?" I don't have a single thing to worry about.
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterdayGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
regardless of which candidate you support I really hate this bit where pundits pretend being electable in a primary makes you electable in the general election just ask senators Hershel Walker, Blake Masters, Todd Akin, Richard Mourdock, and Sharron Angle how that worked out for them
Remember parents: if you do not take a picture of your child holding a chalkboard sign before school, they *will not* let them start on the first day. It's a very obscure federal law the Obama administration passed.
it seems like the alternative would be not to confirm him?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoCornyn: "As to the idea it could be revived in the future, I think it's highly unlikely that could happen without the cooperation of the DOJ. And I think Mr Blanche gave us the assurances that it was dead and would not be revived and in this case we have no alternative but to take his word" 🙃
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The same administration that brought us diarrhea lettuce doesn't believe in wiping their ass
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Look, if Bethesda didn't want us to all be Stealth Archers in Skyrim they wouldn't have made it so perfect
Call me crazy, but if a Democratic president had 350 accounts closed by their bank for money laundering it’d be more than a blip in the media
What's a movie line that lives in your head on repeat? Mine: "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that Texas resident Nicole Russell is a huge fan of Greg Abbott's school voucher program
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
You’re telling me we can make plastics so micro they’re in our blood but we can’t figure out how to make tomato proof plastic?
it's very interesting that the people who most care about "protecting women's sports" also think women's sports are a joke that 100% should not exist. Probably shouldn't think too hard about those motivations while pushing their talking points, though.
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d agoClay Travis Offers to Pay WNBA Champions $10 Million If They Can Beat a Boys’ High School Basketball Team
Adults assume kids magically know all about computers because they grew up with them, and it couldn't be further from the truth. I have had to teach my kids how to navigate Windows explorer to find documents they downloaded.
Matthew Noe@noethematt.bsky.social · 3d agoThe notion of 'digital natives' being a thing never stops causing harm
The notion of 'digital natives' being a thing never stops causing harm
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 3d agoI wonder if students today would be less likely to lean on AI for writing assignments if schools had made sure they could touch-type (at least 60wpm) before having them submit all their assignments online. 1/🧵
"Would the woman I assaulted and threatened to kill have gone out of her way to act nice to me afterward?" isn't the proof you think it is
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 4d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
Fun discovery - wild cherry Pepsi + coconut rum tastes like a Tigers Blood snow cone