Mabel Slattery

@slatteroo.bsky.social

Cousin Jack of all trades, master of dungeons and medieval dick jokes. She/they.

Pigeon sat in the middle of the pavement with a wonky wing letting me get really close. Rang my mum - she couldn’t come to help me get it to the vet. Put the phone down thinking who else I could ring… pigeon flew away. Just a wonky lil weirdo. 🤷🏻‍♀️

DinoNephew requested “red dinosaur cake” for his birthday this year. I think I did alright. In fact, I know I did alright cos DinoNephew kept trying to lean over the table and lick the whole cake. The true mark of success.

A fairly poorly baked cake shaped to look like a volcano, with red icing making its way down gullies cut into the top half of the cake. Small toy dinosaurs from kinder eggs are stuck haphazardly around the cake and the blue tray upon which it sits. Crushed up bits of flake bars have been thrown upon the cake in an attempt to disguise the many sins this cake is committing. There is a thin line of green icing around the outside of the cake, as if the baker tried to decorate it using writing icing and gave up almost instantly. It is glorious. It’s another picture of the volcakeno. The angle is slightly different, there are different dinosaurs in view. “Why,” they seem to cry, “why would you place us upon a cake that spells our destruction? The tide of thick red icing-lava draws ever closer, and we might have run, but our feet have been pressed into the side of the, now we think about it, weirdly tiny volcano in proportion to us, the dinosaurs. This is surely a mark of our hubris. We have grown too large for this world and now we must perish, our vaguely cocoa island the only land we have known, its seams of butterscotch unmined, the hard blue sea no comfort.” 

Yeah. Yeah it looks like that.

TRAIN PEOPLE! I call on thee! My TrainNephew is young and loves train. We know this because one of his favourite sentences is “I love train!” Good non-fiction train books for toddlers/young folk? Viaducts a bonus. (I have to start Christmas shopping soon cos there are too many children.)

This is almost certainly true, and the UK fails women refugees in multiple ways, including by refusing safe routes to come here, wrongly rejecting asylum claims, barring family reunion & not recognising trafficking victims promptly or at all. If only Mahmood had the power to do something about this

Nearly all women arriving on small boats have been raped, says Shabana Mahmood

Home secretary warns people traffickers will exploit asylum seekers because they decide who comes to the UK

theguardian.com

🏆 This week's Weekly Reads features ‘Gwedrow-Mires’ by Lianne Wilson, winner of the Holyer an Gof award for Books in Cornish for Adults and the Kowethas an Yeth Kernewek Cup. Thirty original Cornish-language poems reflecting on language, childhood, technology and politics. #nationalpoetryday 📖

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“It’s not ALL men.” None of the 50+ men the Cornell rapists invited to come join them in raping a woman they’d drugged went to the authorities or tried to stop it. Not all men would rape an unconscious woman, but where are the men who’d try to stop it, or EVEN FUCKING OBJECT?

Just seen someone posting (elsewhere) about 'developing teacher agency' while making their teachers use a set of specific steps in class based on a very narrow view of learning. The term 'checking for understanding' has become a proxy for compliance imho.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a new antibiotic, known as manikomycin, that may be a bulwark in the fight against drug-resistant superbugs. By attacking the ribosome in a never-before-seen way, manikomycin can evade the existing mechanisms pathogens have developed to resist antibiotics.

What happens if you have legitimate concerns about someone else’s legitimate concerns? You’d probably need to have some sort of system to represent that this stuff is complicated. Maybe a debating chamber and votes. Perhaps different voices and views could be represented there.

Came out to the new Cowgirls restaurant in Redruth having really liked their food at the buttermarket… AI menus. So disappointing when a place does this, they’re so much better than this and Cornwall is full of artists and graphic designers - there’s even a uni that specialises in it!

I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.

I want people to be taken care of and left alone. I want people to not have to worry about where their next meal is coming from, that they may lose the roof other their head, or if they can receive medical care when they need it, and so long as they’re not hurting anyone, left alone to live.

re: Piddlington. I actually also think it’s the wrong location for an asylum centre, it’s the middle of nowhere on a deadly road and no safe way to walk to Bicester, let alone get to oxford, an asylum centre should be right in town with access to resources like drs and dentists and help centres.