"The greatest bore in the world is a lawyer who tells you about his cases when you want to tell him about yours." —lawyer joke told to Dean Acheson by a senior partner when he was a young attorney.
Sean Marotta
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Partner with Hogan Lovells Cadwalader's Appellate group. Banner image by Art Lien. My GC wants you to know that my postings are my own and do not necessarily represent the views of my firm, clients, or personnel.
So excited that this morning brings @law360.bsky.social naming my partner J.A. Sagar and good pal David Feder to its annual Rising Star list in Appellate law. t.co/gYM20xOXUa
Summer associates: Leave a handwritten note for the people you worked with most closely. I save every one.
Well, this will be a heck of a read. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/02/u...
How a Top Law Firm Went From Standing Up to Trump to Bending the Knee
Paul Weiss was a progressive stalwart for decades and led the legal resistance against President Trump in his first term. Then it surrendered without a fight. This is the inside story of its transform...
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How about we actually give middle school kids math assignments they have to complete on paper? And then actually grade those assignments on paper too? You can’t have them do everything on Delta Math and then be surprised when they don’t know how to show their work without a calculator.
Why won't Taylor Swift speak out about the dangers of parasocial relationships?
Yeah, this absolutely drives me crazy. This is not my job. I'm not a reporter and I'm not an elected official. I do this when and how I feel like it. Not only am I under no obligation to anyone to publish a take about every single subject, it would be grossly irresponsible for me to do that.
It’s even worse than when SDNY shoved ICE right under the bus over false representations to the court a few months ago. bsky.app/profile/brad...
According to documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY, ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts. (1/2)
Anybody want one of the coolest appellate jobs in Maryland?
Assistant Attorney General, Office of the Solicitor General, Criminal Appeals Unit in Baltimore, MD, United States
Assistant Attorney General, Office of the Solicitor General, Criminal Appeals Unit in Baltimore, MD, United States
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This was a very confusing #LawSky skeet
"Judiciary's Crossover Thrash Rager Signals Texas's Biggest Fall Yet for Metal Bands Touring 2026" — New on Texas Metal Index Judiciary's new EP and 'Wall of Sku… https://txmetalindex.com/blog/2026-07-29-judiciarys-crossover-thrash-rager-signals-texass-biggest-fall-yet-for-metal-bands-touring-2026
Public Defender, picking up a new file: "I know that the threats statute looks scary, but the First Amendment is an important check. It has to be a true threat." Defendant: "I said 'This is a direct threat.' " Public Defender: "Ah, well, let's see what they're offering on a plea."
If you threaten to kill someone and dare the Department of Justice to do something about it, you're going to have a bad time. cc @courtwatch.bsky.social
CASEY. A Christopher Nolan film about a man at war with the pitcher, with society's expectations, and with . . . himself.
Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
This is the redaction equivalent of the indictments that said stuff like "Person 1, who was President of the United States at the relevant time."
just a real all timer moment
Having a case you've been litigating for years go away leaves a big hole in your brain space.
In an example of Loper-Bright making a difference, the D.C. Circuit Friday held that the NLRB's "successor bar," which requires a new owner of a business to recognize an existing union for one year after assuming control (even if the union does not command majority support) violates the NLRA. /1
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
"Midvale School for the Gifted," I say every time someone pushes on a pull door, as if the reference is obvious to everyone.
the Far Side is an unfortunately load-bearing aspect of my personality
This EO is trying to avoid a direct clash, but it's creeping towards a day an 8-member #SCOTUS (with the Chief recused because he's the Smithsonian's Chancellor) is going to have to decide whether the Smithsonian exercises executive power under Slaughter. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Restoring Trust in the Smithsonian Institution
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Policy. On
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babe what’s wrong? You’ve hardly watched that random CLE on estate planning you need to keep your license
Truly an incredible fall for a pioneer in the #SCOTUS bar. Gambling is bad and addictive; I really can't recommend it.
JUST IN: Washington lawyer Tom Goldstein was sentenced to six years in federal prison for tax and financial crimes tied to his side career as a high-stakes poker player, capping a startling chapter for a prominent appellate attorney who has argued major cases before SCOTUS reut.rs/4yzEkiR
Eating my Supervillain Nazi Sundae because it looks tastier than the Captain America one but shaking my head to let other people know that I do not sympathize with their actions
(Being held at gunpoint by Google's trademark lawyers, who are just off camera.) "Have you considered looking that information up using a Google-brand electronic information location service, fellow citizen?"
I'm actually fine with sounding old.
My favorite thing in my job is the paper edit of a brief. When you've got the structure and basic arguments down and can print it out, take a pen, and spot the multitude of little things that collectively take a brief from "good" to "singing."
I came up with the term “variance” to distinguish the sentencing court’s choice to impose a non-Guidelines sentence from the court’s application of a USSG Chapter 5-authorized “departure” from the calculated Guidelines range.
I wrote a memo that was the impetus for an amendment to Federal Rule of Appellate Procedure 3.
I wrote a memo that was the impetus for an amendment to Federal Rule of Appellate Procedure 3.
Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is… What is your weirdest actual accomplishment? Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?
That this post immediately resonated with me is how I know Impostor Syndrome never goes away.
Every day I show up to my job and my keycard still works it's a small miracle
A few weeks later: "September for sure will be better"
Me, every few weeks of my career, forever.
I'm so tired. Just a few more weeks until I can rest for a little while.
What song did the Sirens sing in The Odyssey? Wrong answers only. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcnD...
Shakira, Burna Boy - Dai Dai (Official Video)
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What song did the Sirens sing in The Odyssey? Wrong answers only.