Pete

@snarkmatter.bsky.social

Just your average millennial weirdo FFXIV on Brynhildr

Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness. Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

I try hard with these dances to make sure it feels like a character is dancing to a song that’s true to them, and there’s no universe where you could convince me that Linda isn’t an absolute Monster for Lady Gaga’s discography.

BABY COP. He's a baby. He's also a cop. He's BABY COP. Tonight's episode: HUGS NOT DRUGS. Lt Dan: Baby Cop! Don't eat all that cocaine from the drug bust! You'll die! Baby Cop: *dies* Lt Dan: He was just 45 years from retirement.