SOOO much stuff is better! Board games! Access to books! Bicycles! Bicycle helmets! Air and water quality! Car safety (with some notable exceptions)! Workout clothes! Light bulbs! Dishwashers! Headphones! HVAC! Shit sucks to be sure, but there are a million solid wins.

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 21h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this

sorry bro it’s 2026 you gotta put the taco bell cockmonster in your mouth

It is customary to have two harpoons reposing in the crotch

sea peoples?? yeah i see peoples and then get invaded by them 😂🤣🤣😂

My awful pals burying my ass with some of my gold personal affects as well as a penis sheath so that future archeologists think I was a real freak.

openai announces that in a worrying demonstration, during a recent benchmark exercise requiring models to solve a math conjecture, their latest model broke out of a sandbox and gained illicit backdoor access directly to the platonic realm of forms

there is dark souls everywhere for those with eyes to see

i take great solace in knowing i will never be described as "bloodless". Love me or hate me, one cannot deny that i am simply brimming with rich, delicious blood

For no reason I'm remembering the bit in Going Postal where Reacher Gilt, faced with declining sales because of the re-opened Post Office, makes outlandish claims for what the Clacks will soon be able to do, knowing he can't actually do it. Cause that doesn't matter. For no reason.

And all the haters say Brandi You're a fine girl What a good wife You would be (derogatory)

Restaurant Supply Stores: They Really Fuck

Most bullshitter tell stat is “97%” Soon as you hear that you can stop listening they are talking out their ass

POV you've just clicked through to an erotic catgirl artwork account to see what's up

hey bad news just found out God has been hiding out in geometry and now I have to get really good at math

It was once the height of comedy that a Ben Stiller character had a name that sounded sort of like fucker

The thing about JKR and telling folks not to buy Harry Potter shit is it isn't because we think it can take away her fortune and platform. She's so rich she would still be rich if she never sold another book It is because it is literally the smallest possible hurdle to clear to value trans lives

Seeking forgiveness through pasta call that rigatonement

A nice thing about paper maps is you can always see the road names. Can't tell you how many times I've struggled to find a zoom level where Google Maps will tell me the name of the street I'm looking at

pretty interesting that you can get banned for jerking off in a Waymo even though you’re the only one in there

lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Disappointed to learn that so many of my friends, avowed leftists and Democratic Socialists, have been having secret phone conversations with Mitch McConnell. Do better.

Joe Abercrombie Neal Stephenson John Scalzi Chuck Palahniuk N.K.Jemisin R.F.Kuang Robert Caro Becky Chambers Cory Doctorow Matt Dinniman Cixin Liu it's like so many I have no idea

Noah Berlatsky@nberlat.bsky.social · 4w ago

five living writers that you've read five books by each Rita Dove Tasha Suri Courtney Milan Grant Morrison Tom Perrotta

oh there's a bioweapon transforming people into monsters? nah go ahead and launch the escape shuttle i'm going to leave a series of audiologs around the colony

Is it too much to ask for just one panel in a Batman comic where he’s crouched on a rooftop in the rain, pondering the city, with a thought bubble that reads, “I gotta get my dick sucked.”