squids
@squids.bsky.social
just a gay little squid. 🔞 minors fuck off. squife.bsky.social 💍💍 gay married.
"some people call me the people's butter" - @dykeworship.bsky.social
Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h
don't worry everyone this isn't real i checked. it's just a post for the bit
hazel, covered in blood again@dykeworship.bsky.social · last mo.putting on deodorant to the horror of the girls
i have CPTSD, Completely Perfect TransSexual Disorder
one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail"
my experience living with a cis lesbian chaser gives me a unique perspective on this discourse
"He likes to feel tall" (old sketch, not specifically related to today's reveals :p)
dude,, she's cuddleslop. you only like her because she holds you and makes you feel all warm and protected in her arms,,,
my life would be so easy if not for the various conditions
Baby cuttlefish practices hiding: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
no greater joy in life than seeing someone park over the lines in a huge truck and saying "uh oh, looks like that's a little more truck than you can handle"
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Speaking as an estranged member of an LDS family, this is the inevitable outcome of assuming that a white Mormon is capable of seeing minorities as human
Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 3mo agoThis may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.
god the struggle of cis people who can’t give up a daily word game and a children’s book series. no trans person can imagine this immense burden. the poor, poor, poor little treasures.
may@maysuser.name · 3mo agothe real victims of the new york times' targeted campaign against trans people are cis people who like to play wordle
Ken Jennings being an asshole transphobe is such an unexpected and disappointing heel turn but you really just cannot trust any celebrity or public figure to have a shred of respect for us anymore.
Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 3mo agoThis may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.
shout out @badambulist.bsky.social for the first ever usage of the phrase "New York twang" to describe a Queens accent
"There's no party like a market squid party" I'm ALWAYS saying this
MBARI@mbarinews.bsky.social · 5mo agoThere's no party like a market squid party! 🦑🙌 Market squid (Doryteuthis opalescens) are common along the central coast of California, especially in the spring and fall when they migrate into the shallow waters of Monterey Bay to spawn. They grow quickly and can reach up to 28 centimeters long.
hope i don’t get pissed off (clocking in at the Piss Me Off factory)