when you're a kid and people tell you not to be an artist, it's not because the world doesn't need art, or because you don't want to make art, it's because the world hates artists so much it will create trillion-dollar companies to avoid paying artists $75
in the two weeks since online gambling was banned in Brazil, nationwide retail spending rose 6.5% and 10% in the South and in areas of the Southeast.
I think my midlife crisis is going to take the form of spiraling about how I still have all the same personal failings I always have and it doesn't look like that'll ever change.
Obama shocks America by making fun of Whit's End
i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone
Unnerving to think about that no matter what else happens in the next several decades, we are all going to be spending the rest of our lives, to some degree dealing with the background radiation of people constantly screaming in rage because they were told they couldn't go to the mall in 2020
I don't know why, exactly, but somehow a memory flashed in my mind, Rosebud style: "green drawing book." And indeed, it exists and is on Archive.org: "Ed Emberley's Big Green Drawing Book." I can distinctly remember checking it out of the library at my elementary school. archive.org/details/edem...
"men don't like short hair" "men don't like tattoos" "you'd be prettier if you lost weight" sir, let's get on the same page: I am not trying to fuck you
me getting ready to go to my dumbass big girl job while my husband and cat snuggle in bed without me
All of history is a secret war between good autists and evil autists
Having a billion dollars should be illegal if only because it clearly does something irreversible to your brain
obsessed with this redditor discovering how body suits work for the first time
I think a factor that people intentionally refuse to consider is that a person with a decade-old account on twitter has probably built themselves sufficient insulation that they don't see the worst of the worst, whereas a new user's feed is 100% just Grok and Elon inventing new kinds of sex crimes
New Study Finds Elephants Mourn Cancellation Of Favorite TV Shows https://theonion.com/new-study-finds-elephants-mourn-cancellation-of-favorite-tv-shows/
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 1 1,1944
If you like Fire Emblem you either post “Fire Emblem is ok” or you post this, there is nothing in-between
this just isn't true?? FE is def no stranger to incest but it's made pretty clear that solel is dagda's son and yu phas / iliana (regardless of which spoilery interpretation of iliana you want here) is balor's. even if balor and dagda are brothers (they're not) then those two are cousins at best
sometimes something bad happens to you and it's not entirely your own fault. it might only be 70% your fault, or even as low as 40% your fault
Years ago I remember seeing a tweet with this specific screenshot that said “you know the movie gonna be good when this mf shows up” I can’t find the post anymore but I specifically thought about it during DIGGER and laughed in the theater. That post was absolutely ironclad. Jesse Plemons rules