So Max Miller is my rep and went to the same school as me. The guy is the definition of a red flag. Total abuser mindset

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

say what you like, gravity batteries have potential

tef@tef.bsky.social · 4w ago

one day, gravity batteries will be small enough to power household objects like grandfather clocks

Hard crashes today: 1

every codebase I've worked adjacent to had vast swaths of code no one could understand or debug. the older or the more hands the more likely there was black magic you just had to hope never had to be touched. this is a running SWE joke for decades! the situation has gotten way, way better.

I can't wait until we can start sports betting on our own medical test results

I think anyone who describes copying as theft should be legally required to disclose whether they ever made a “lol i just right-clicked and saved your NFT” joke

Nothing gets me out of bed in the morning like the sound of the garbage truck coming down the alley and I haven’t taken the bins out.

please enjoy this hand-crafted image

Happy 30th birthday, Quake, you really are the Genghis Khan of video games

You. Citizen. Clean up this reflecting pool.

🤡

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

I wish we had more frame rate stats in the browser.

Jake Archibald@jakearchibald.com · 2mo ago

I have a vague worry that, as we put more and more computation into CSS, web devs are going to end up with performance issues that are difficult to trace to their source compared to JS solutions. The answer is to surface this in DevTools I guess.

What a guy

Subsurface scattering in action!

Put your money where your mouth is and stick your dick in the data

What the floaters in my eyes feel like (amazing thread btw)

Oops! All Paperclips@all-paperclips.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The hardest part is getting global parameters in the ballpark of something interesting. It can be tough to know what order of magnitude is right for global settings like drag, lateral-force or sensor gain. The right answers will depend heavily on your implementation. Fail case can look like this:

Hotels that stop breakfast at 9am are really overestimating me.

Mfw the safeties off

i deltaruned my today@adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I'm a little late to the party on this one since it's from January, but I just read this great blog post by Jure Triglav walking through implementing surfel-based global illumination. It's got a bunch of really cool interactive toys/visualizers! juretriglav.si/surfel-based...

Came across a very thin lightshaft while on a walk. Absolutely love the caustics above and below the water surface.

I think I could look at splats all day

Dany Bittel@danybittel.bsky.social · 3mo ago

All GPUs in Europe seem to be busy, as I wanted to spin up an Nvidia L40S to train my next splat! 🫠 So in the meantime have some juicy details of a strawberry. #3dgs

This is what peak masculinity USED to look like. Society is so broken now

did they make miss cigarettes real

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes