I am going to be spending the rest of my day and possibly my week thinking about "Werner the Herzog" and quite frankly it's the last thing I needed

MaksonLima@maksonlima.bsky.social · 20h ago

Juro que tem dias que eu acordo pensando nisso aqui:

hey boss. yeah i'm gonna be late again for my job in Myst world, where we live. i forgot which combination of the sixteen valve handwheels in my apartment opens the front door again

👋 Imperial governance expert here. As an emperor, a "no clothes situation" is pretty much the *last* thing you want to happen 😬

A little Roman octopus to wish you a happy week! 🐙❤️ From a Roman villa mosaic at Villaquejida, León, Spain. Limestone, AD 100-200. Museo Arqueológico Nacional, Madrid 📷 by me #MosaicMonday #Archaeology

and when Dora saw the breadth of her domain she wept, for there were no more worlds to explorer

This is how you make a post

For the publicity photo, ideally we want you to look like you are really bored of playing the piano. Maybe one hand only, head leaning on other hand?

BBC Radio 3 Now Playing Bot (Unofficial)@bbcradio3bot.bsky.social · 5d ago

BBC Radio 3 This Classical Life Now Playing Alexey Shor, Behzod Abduraimov, Royal Philharmonic Orchestra & Vasily Petrenko Piano concerto No 1 (3rd mvt)

Sign at Center Parcs splash pad reading "0.1m - no diving"

this is my new favorite diagram

really enjoyed the breadth of household language options in our school district’s new student information system. on þyssum hūse sprece wē Englisc 😤

The Balamorian and Grogu

Walkers should start producing small bags with exactly eight Quavers in them called Semibreve send tweet

police have arrested a man for failing to update his PDF reader, he is described as mid 30s, brown hair and has no fixed adobe

Genuinely lives rent-free in my head "Brunch is an example of an onomatopoeia because it is derived from the sound one makes while enjoying a good meal" www.reddit.com/r/KenM/comme...

police radio: report please ... police radio: constable please report ... ... police radio: *audible sigh* pc plum, what's the story in balamory

Sing to me, O muse, of a spidered man

richard ashcroft: i'll take you down the only road i've ever been down me: i'd like to get out of the cab now please

Why can I only hear the names of all these in Brian Butterfield’s voice?

Pitch: David Lowery to adapt Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, starring Dev Patel

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now

I go back and forth on which was the best ever tweet. Currently I think it's this.

Interesting consequence.of phonetics for early years is that my child can't read but can write out surprisingly elaborate messages. This is a well-known children's song. Any guesses?

Also, major new Klaus Fuchs files just dropped. Might take a peek

‘Great Inventions, 1961’ Jodrell Bank Radio Telescope Artist: Robert Ayton

need to start using the dutch word for "party animal"

Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines

Before the AI revolution it was impossible to conceive of a place where everyone spoke German

Masselow’s Steakhouse of Needs