Stuart Douglas

@stuartdouglas.com

Author of the Lowe and Le Breton Mysteries, a pile of Sherlock Holmes novels and the Obverse Books guy. www.stuartdouglas.com www.obversebooks.co.uk www.blackarchive.co.uk Will mainly post about books, Doctor Who, old telly, football and music.

Just been unexpectedly reminded of one of the funniest things ever to happen on tv - when Most Haunted 'unmasked' Derek Acorah as a fake, as though it wasn't bloody obvious it was all absolute nonsense from the start.

The Times, one of the leading voices when it comes to 'protecting women and girls' calling a man who assaulted his young pregnant girlfriend, said he would rape the kids if he was a teacher and called for child sex abuse porn to be legal, 'brilliant'

The Times full page - ‘Brilliant, provocative, inimitable’
Rod Liddle, who has died aged 66, combined a serious intellect with razor-sharp wit, writes Alex Farber

Jimmy Cricket and Rod Liddle dying on the same day... I think we all know who'll be fondly remembered by people of all ages and classes, and who will only be fondly remembered by sex offenders and fascists.

A quote from an article in The Spectator in which Rod Liddle says he couldn't be a teacher because he 'could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids'.

I think this totally fair, but in exchange I want a personal thank you letter from Clarkson for the £250,000 that his farm got from government subsidies that come from my tax money. I don't want a form letter, I want him to write it like he means it.

Politics UK@politicsuk.com · 3d ago

🚨 NEW: Jeremy Clarkson says benefits claimants should be forced to write a genuine thank you email to a random worker every week “It is SO kind of you to go to work every day so that I don’t have to. Thanks to you I was able to buy an even bigger television this week”

Nigel Farage just took a question from a 'journalist' at his press conference, who turned out to be his former chief adviser Raheem Kassam, who asks him why the media are being so unfair to him

Yep. I've been saying for *years* that as a neurodivergent cis bloke, quite apart from the basic human decency angle which should be enough by itself, it was in my interest to support trans people because it was *fucking obvious* the bigots were coming after us next. *Years* ago.

Sophie Rebecca 🏳️‍⚧️🩰@sophiedancer.co.uk · 3d ago

Laughs in trans having seen this movie. None of that matters Dr Burnett, if they want it banned / restricted they will just make up a nonsense review Ala Cass, and if you’re sat there thinking well Cass was independent etc then oh boy get ready. They’ve run this blueprint before.

🤔 It's really not too hard to imagine a Reform govt authorising the military and its ICE equivalent (doubtless quickly recruited from the followers of Tommy Ten-Names) pushing desperate people back into the sea and sinking their boats...

Not bands (because the answer to that is undeniably any 3 from the 4 of the run from Rubber Soul to The White Album) Life's A Riot with Spy v Spy Brewing Up with Billy Bragg Talking with the Taxman About Poetry or (Station to Station) Low Heroes Lodger (Scary Monsters)

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d ago

What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)

Can we stop calling them 'climate change sceptics' as though they've made a reasoned decision based on the science? Let's call them the 'money obsessed traitors to humanity' / 'idiots who shouldn't be left alone with crayons in case they eat them' (delete as applicable) that they are.

Climate change sceptics have lost the plot as Europe burns

Reading the Telegraph, it’s hard to work out whether their climate columns are a work of satire

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Infantino shafted. Trump called out on his bullshit by prosecutors. McInnes and the two rats fail to win their first game for Rangers. What a great start to the weekend.

It's kind of impressive than Infantino has managed to find a form of corruption so blatant and extreme that sports administrators are willing to draw a line despite the offer of massive bribes.

Jenrick tells the Reform UK press conference this morning an official will come to your dying mother's bedroom to tot up her jewellery, confiscate her brooches and itemise her coats under Andy Burnham's new tax. Is there not a danger of just sounding so alarmist that you sound unhinged?