The extent to which I would notice it at all would be me being less irritated when I Google something
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 20h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
Ryan
@teshiron.bsky.social
Muni operator, avid union activist, gay as fuck. Over 40 so I don’t have time for your bullshit anymore. 😘 Cat dad of @cat-orangerie.bsky.social. (Opinions are my own, I do not speak for my employer)
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 20h ago
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
Otto is learning to share, more or less.
And where exactly is Beaver/OSHA? Falling down on the job, I see.
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
"I don't understand why you, a fantasy writer, don't appreciate the value of making bargains with the fae."
John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2d agoEvery now and then someone takes a run at me along the lines of "I don't understand why you, a scifi writer, don't appreciate 'AI'," and I'm all, motherfucker, it's *because* I'm a science fiction writer I have the positions I have, how many times do we have to fucking yell "torment nexus," my dude
i started this train of thought as a joke but now i do think there's something to the idea that the way to sell the green revolution to the US public is that we're being denied Good Deals on cheap chinese cars and solar panels and there's nothing more unamerican than saying we can't have a good deal
ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DINNER MEANT EVERYONE AT THE TABLE… NO PHONE ALLOWED, NO DISTRACTIONS, JUST TALKING ABOUT YOUR DAY WHILE SLOWLY, IMPERCEPTIBLY AT FIRST, MORPHING INTO WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTERS? ANYONE REMEMBER THAT??
Jesus Zoidberg: 40s is the new 20s.@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 5d agoOk, this one might be my favorite, haven't stopped laughing
Winner's been declared but god dammit they're still trying
Philip Bump@pbump.com · 5d agopleased to announce the Winner of Bluesky
Biblically Accurate Angel: I cAAan see yOur sWinGsEt from tHe STREET! tHe BYYyYlawS clEaRy STATEEEE-
Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoHassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."
They *think* they paid in. But in reality, they're squatting on land the car industry stole to *make it possible to sell them their car in the first place.* To illustrate the principle: In Japan, you may not even purchase a car until you can prove that you have a private parking space for it.
Probably the most difficult thing YIMBYs face -- really, anyone who lives in a city -- is that government-subsidized street parking is one of the single largest barriers to affordability, safe streets, and climate action. That's because drivers view it as an entitlement, like social security. 🧵
that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5.
Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · last wk.Rep. Lauren Boebert insists that public Christian worship events are necessary for America to experience revival: "I don't think that Jesus ever called for any Christian to pray only silently or to keep their faith hidden only in the prayer closet."
This is not really surprising to me for a couple of reasons. First, as a bus operator, I see illegally parked UPS trucks all the time, e.g. in the bus zone front of the UPS store at Fillmore/Jackson. If the officers reviewing the tape from the buses are doing their jobs, those trucks are ...
Max Dubler 🏳️🌈@maxdubler.com · last wk.Someone driving a '97 Buick with $33,000 worth of unpaid parking tickets has clearly realized that they can just park wherever they want with no real consequences. www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/h...
made an attempt at porting @sirocyl.bsky.social 's legendary "I broke IKEA" cohost post to video so it can live on (because archive.org appears to have broken the embed in its capture, unfortunately)
Wait, the *Edsel* sold more units than the low-poly “truck”? 🤣
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 2w agobloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
I feel like this isn’t something you should have to advertise on a table topper. This tells me you get orders wrong at a sufficient rate for people to cynically expect it, and you’re trying to deter this impression.
They discontinued the cheddar ones this year and I am goddamn pissed about it.
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 6mo agoRold Gold Honey Mustard Tiny Twists (circa 1992-2018): Mini pretzels covered in a golden, honey-mustard powder, they developed a rabid cult following
I let them put it in the paper that I’m mad.
Giants fans remain furious over players’ Pride hat protest, team’s weak response
Weeks after four Giants players caused furor after marring Pride Night by defacing or replacing their hats, the team’s messaging continues to alienate and exasperate fans.
sfchronicle.com
Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."
It just occurred to me... if Lwaxana Troi is the *heir* to the Holy Rings of Betazed, does that mean that her mother is alive? GIVE US LWAXANA'S MOTHER
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️@arif.bsky.social · 2w agothis shot is so bleak lmao
