pTessodactyl
@tessential.bsky.social
All around chaotic mess. Aspiring programmer / gamedev. in my 30s. Trans, Bisexual, Autistic/ADHD, Queer, and Disabled.
The Great Impotence Myth? Scientists seek to determine whether erectile dysfunction is real or a social construct, and speculate that the older generation may be turning to pills simply because they're too lazy to google big jiggly butts any more. Channel 4 asks: how hard can it be?
TOO SOON YOU HAVE AWOKEN ME TOO SOON U.K. EMERGENCY ALERTS.
It's almost impressive to handle damaging allegations by a) confirming all of them and b) making yourself look really bad.
Mitch Dyer@mitchyd.bsky.social · last wk.this CEO comment is how you know with 1000% certainty Stella is right
Okay, you guys seem interested in this so I'll just make it live now. Here's why it's probably true that Harry Potter fans convinced a contractor to reroute a power cable, despite a lot of people really wanting it to be false www.patreon.com/rebecca/post...
The Dobby Grave Story is Probably True, Actually | Rebecca Watson
Well patrons, this was going to go up Friday but screw it, I'll just make it live now while people are interested. Enjoy! Transcript: Okay,
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Son tells me his friend's dad spent about £200 on a pair of eclipse glasses. Guess they must be the sturdier kind, which can withstand the wear and tear of regular usage.
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I think we should make the evil Max Miller eat hardtack for the rest of his life.
This headline reads like the deadly fungal storms are spreading chronic fatigue syndrome or ADHD in women
Seth Masket@smotus.bsky.social · 2w agoAre deadly fungal storms bad
I've been laughing at this more than I'd care to admit for a few days now
Star Trek: TNG Theme but the theme is coming from the Enterprise-D
YouTube video by Auralnauts
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Who would win: Explosive laden drone Or Annoyed bus driver www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
Bus driver kicked explosive drone out of the air at German airport, lawmaker says
German officials have not accused Russia or any other specific actor of being responsible for the drone, but Interior Minister Alexander Dobrindt described it as “a hybrid attack” that may have involv...
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Every mathematical theorem is called The Shoe Theorem and the statement of the problem is "you know how shoe shops only sell shoes one at a time in a blind bag so you don't know if you're getting a left or right shoe? Well—"
I hope you all see me not just as a beautiful and funny woman, but also as a woman who’s attractive and hilarious
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
There is a devil on my shoulder telling me I should play Dota2 again.
so you hate when she has waffles on a summer's day? that's pretty fucked tbh
I think it should be possible to make analogies on the internet without someone saying "actually there are many differences between her and a summers day, it's pretty offensive to compare those two events"
Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.
I've been introduced to Jimothy and I was immediately reminded of the houndeyes from half life.
Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can
Perhaps overshadowed today by the tragic news about Sam Neill, but we also lost another great actor today: Wai Ching Ho. A well-kent face most widely known for playing as Matriarch crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel Defenders shows, and the voice of Grandma in Turning Red.
Wai Ching Ho, ‘Daredevil’ and ‘Iron Fist’ Actress, Dies at 83
She played crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel series.
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cleaning the kitchen counters and while my back is turned Jonesy hops up like 'it's nice and clean 𝑜𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝓊𝓂𝒽𝑜𝓁𝑒 ✨'
I'm sure you're thinking "wow, I wish I could become as cool as Melvin" well tough luck!! his coolness is simply beyond humanity's reach bc as you can see he's got three legs
