The Green Leaf
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PDX. 48L. 17.5/36. 36/34. 11.5. 7.25.
I haven't been so excited for a movie for years literally. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43... p.s. get the suits out of the arts, all the arts, and journalism, also the schools, farming, medicine, and the academy.
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My research has shown that when I order a vodka tonic I get gin & tonic 33% of the time, vodka soda 33% of the time and the other 33% of the time the tonic is flat. The conclusion drawn is that I should stick to beer.
There should be a social group called Friends of Garfield where men eat lasagna together
A leering UFC dipshit concluding a Bud Light-sponsored fight convened on the White House lawn for a semi-comatose president’s birthday by howling that a Black former First Lady is a “man” really feels like rock fucking bottom, man. I’ll update this post tomorrow when we hit a new one.
mitch mcconnell thought he knew the exact amount of fascism america needed and was moderately peeved to learn that the demon he loosed upon the world disagreed with him strongly and didn't even respect his work on paving most of the road to hell if he wasn't willing to finish the job
What remains one of the best life hacks I’ve ever learned: at any chain that has a phone number-based rewards system needed for discounts (CVS, Duane Reade, etc.), simply put in the local area code followed by 867-5309. There is always already an account. You will always get the discount.
grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE
The Knicks are the most millennial team because it’s a bunch of college friends trying to still hang out and start a podcast together and they all have a job where they work for the devil
NY Times: Deni Avdija Twists Ankle; Will Mamdani Denounce Talocrural Region?
It speaks well of my timeline that I got about a 50/50 split of Michael B. Jordan From FNL posts and Michael B. Jordan From The Wire posts
My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
man, I couldn't actually see any of this from inside a frog costume... I'm beside myself
Dumb Runner@dumbrunner.bsky.social · 7mo agoI saw it too:
I'm struggling to come up with a parallel for Sam Darnold surviving the broader Jets Experience and his total memetic capture on the "seeing ghosts"/Out Indefinitely: Mononucleosis front and going on to win a Super Bowl. It's too mean to say "Tommy Wiseau winning an Oscar" but I went there first.
The Eagles offense has still not completed a pass in 2026.
The world’s richest man and the GOP’s biggest donor is a gutter white supremacist.
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
Sadly, she's every Trump voter: Someone who, wittingly or unwittingly, voted for their own abuser.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 9mo agoEpstein survivor Jena-Lisa Jones: "Trump really ran his campaign on this. This is why I voted for him. The release of these files has been so important for me for so long that when he run on that, I really had some hope that someone would do something about it."
i was at a house party once with calvin johnson from beat happening and he went into the kitchen and just sorted out all the mixed recycling
“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale good work, John Roberts
Christopher Mims@mims.bsky.social · 9mo ago"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official. How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar. www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 9mo agoSaudi officials used President Trump’s state visit in May to pique his interest in a major real estate development, the latest example of Trump blending governance and family business, particularly in Persian Gulf countries. nyti.ms/4r7mboU
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
