Kelly
@thekelz.bsky.social
She/they: queer, nutrition, fitness, witchy shit, roller derby, cosplay, comedy, nerd. I contain multitudes. Drag isn't a crime. BLM. TLM. FAFO.
The moment they launch the car (for sale, not send it doing upside-down off a ramp) they'll be $25 million+ in the hole for the free ones they promised to people through their referral program. It's why they took so long developing it and focused on other ways to burn money, like the cyber truck.
Yahoo Finance@yahoofinance.com · 3d ago"Flying cars are real!" 🚀 Elon Musk and Tesla showcase the new Roadster.
Someone didn't get the cool Hot Wheels he wanted as a child, so he built one.
Yahoo Finance@yahoofinance.com · 3d ago"Flying cars are real!" 🚀 Elon Musk and Tesla showcase the new Roadster.
As I sit in this conference and we have a speaker about work health practices, I am once again going to tap this sign. PRESCRIPTION GLASSES ARE NOT PPE.
BΔTBΔRΔ@marteani.bsky.social · 2y agoI'm finally having this rant, now that I know so many people with 3D printers, caustic hobbies, and shockingly lax jobs. YOUR PRESCRIPTION GLASSES ARE NOT PPE. They are NOT rated for chemical exposure, they do NOT protect the sides of your eyes, they will NOT protect your eyes from solvent fumes.
We're going to be a dumb society, aren't we?
Yahoo Finance@yahoofinance.com · 3d ago"Flying cars are real!" 🚀 Elon Musk and Tesla showcase the new Roadster.
When it's 1 p.m. (or a bit later) on the MSP Feed on the first Wednesday of the month. (These are just a few screens full, there are many more. Go team. 🚨📢🐺)
I feel like we don’t talk about millennials in particular, hitting our 40s - in earlier generations many of us would be reaching the peak of our careers, but because of disaster after disaster, locust after locust eating our industries, many of us are on our 3rd or 4th fresh start.
also, dragons do not give up their hoards. sure they have a ton of money, but they need to sit on that until they die you see
i am 45 and being constantly treated and made to live like i'm still 26, it drives me so fucking bugshit
Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the awoos turn the minutes to hours?
Alex@nobrakes.bsky.social · 2w agoAnyway, I look forward to next month, when there will be 29 awoos: one for each man who went down with the SS Edmund Fitzgerald.
When will we have a mayor whose actions don’t require city council members to issue carefully worded statements every other week?
It's been a rough fucking week. So I started season 3 of Vanderpump Villa. Lisa running after a guy yelling "come back dammit" in 8" heels & then jumping into a golf cart is purely ICONIC. Absolute queen.
Zach Synder saying 300 is the gayest movie of all time is very funny, sure its got a lot of near naked men, but make them kiss, show pole, make it gayer
Did myself an Emotional Damage by listening to Broken Bride by @ludoband.bsky.social on my commute this morning. Oops. Worth it.
One of the most mind-blowing things you learn when you’re a writer is just how many people truly don’t understand how language works or what words mean.
can't wait to get my $5000 just like we got no new wars, lower grocery bills, and huge savings at the gas pump
Also yes. Slop is AI produced. Trash is human produced. I will watch/engage with trash. I will not engage with slop.
PJ Holden@pauljholden.com · last mo.Using SLOP to define low quality human made stuff is a great example of how the ai bros and right wingers have taken up Microsoft's old Embrace, Extend and Extinguish methodology. Embrace a phrase, Extend its definition and Extinguish its usefulness as a tool to point out how much of AI is slop
My office just put up this cool paper tree and then has AI flyers along each branch and I guarantee the irony is ENTIRELY lost.