If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics
Silly Goose PhD DDS
@therealjweezy.bsky.social
the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi 34 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
throwing some coffee grounds over my left shoulder to ward off evil (people talking to me)
refried skeets while I process the reason for my absence
you’re not my real wolf!! you’re just my steppenwolf!!
the way shitposters have to live under the thumb of big butthole disgusts me
sorry for my absence, all my Libby holds came in at once
I only poop on company time, which is why I’m so constipated on mondays
got tickets for the renn faire, I’ll be whimsymaxxing this weekend
The first thing I ask when entering someone's home for the first time is where they keep their emergency spatula
*moss growing over me and mushrooms growing out of me* happy earth day
once you post about butthole you can’t take it back because we’ll know
that’s not the 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 baby, that’s autistic pattern recognition.
that’s not the 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 baby, that’s autistic pattern recognition.
how am I supposed to be expected to work when I’m within a 100 yard radius of her?
