Tim Poultney

@timpoultney.bsky.social

Award-Winning Writer in Deepest Darkest Dorset (🦢)

What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄.

I love all the reports coming out about how AI is going to end the human race. No shit, y'know? Between the consumption and pollution of natural resources and the DECADES of warnings from academics and sci-fi authors about "rogue" AI... How could it not?!

Captain Lou Albano here! Kids, anyone who looks at the eclipse directly is not your friend. The sun can and will blind you. And if you DO look directly at the eclipse without eye protection, you go to hell before you die.

Captain Lou wearing his signature Super Mario hat, pointing directly at you with a stern yet concerned face