SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov: “Here’s what’s gonna happen tonight — the world’s most famous sore loser will deliver a primetime presidential sour grapes 🍇 address to pursue his 6yo grievances about the 2020 election while his war spirals out of control and the cost of living continues to rise.”

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says

At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit

Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 9mo ago

🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader. One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.

I cannot state any more baldly or clearly than I already have about what an immense menace RFK Jr. is. The number of preventable illnesses and deaths - of *babies* - will be horrific. This anti-vax crap is grotesque anti-science, and always has been.

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

Every time I read an Epstein email, I realize that the richer you are, the more susceptible you are to "best friend's older brother who's had one semester of college and really good weed" style philosophizing.

Max Read@maxread.info · 12mo ago

epstein would've loved chatgpt so much. he wouldve gotten ai psychosis immediately and sent a million emails to sam altman. tragic he missed all this

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad. newrepublic.com/post/202813/...

DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump

Details in the files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.

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Our politics seems to be entering a phase of "right supremacy" where only the lives of right-wingers have value. Assassinating the leader of a state legislative body in her own damn home was business as usual, but all of America has to have a reckoning if it's a far-right online influencer.

goes hard for three seconds, falls, freaks out, and dies, he's so relatable

This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome

“I was just foolin’ about…” “I wasn’t.” Probably the most badass line in film history. #RIPValKilmer

NEW: Per a source with knowledge, the entire HHS Office of Infectious Disease and HIV/AIDS Policy, or OIDP, was just fired.

If you supported a 10 year old American child with brain cancer, on her way to medical treatment, being deported because her parents are undocumented (but have no criminal records), then you’re a horrific person and I’m not sure how you sleep at night.

Parents deported to Mexico while seeking brain cancer treatment for young American daughter | CNN

The undocumented parents of a 10-year-old US citizen whose family was removed to Mexico say they are desperately seeking a way for either of them to return to the US with the girl so she can continue ...

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All the folks who exited NBC today. Seen together, hoo boy. Message received.

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

what Musk is doing is as close to the government being taken over by a hostile foreign power in our lifetimes, the coverage should reflect that

uh-oh

watching tiktok go down I feel like i did when I didn’t bother getting to know a friend’s ex

The Triumph of Bacchus, by Diego Velázquez, 1628-29

This game is pure catharsis

Much like the Texas game, refs are trying their damnedest to keep this from being a blowout

Ohio State got screwed on that call

Stopped by my parents house to wrap Christmas presents for the kids and they were flipping back and forth between the scholars’ bowl and the Steve Wilkos show. Got intellectual whiplash.